Who killed Archie Mitchell?l

[skyscraper101]

Maybe it was the ghost of Roly?

 

[DotCommunist]

Mark came back from the grave and ran over Archies head head on his motorbike

 

[kyser_soze]

He had something going on with Cathy. Did he murder someone or was he murdered himself? It's all a late-80s blur.

I can hear Pete's voice...

'Stay away fwom that Wilmott Bwown, Caff'

 

[ruffneck23]

He had something going on with Cathy. Did he murder someone or was he murdered himself? It's all a late-80s blur.

He raped Kathy

 

[Dirty Martini]

He raped Kathy

Ah

 

[ruffneck23]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Willmott-Brown

 

[kyser_soze]

Ahhh.

So Pete would've been right in his assessment then.

 

[skyscraper101]

I think Mary the punk is long overdue a comeback.

 

[kyser_soze]

Didn't she die?

 

[DotCommunist]

maybe it was zsa zsa or one of the other £20 crew

 

[skyscraper101]

Didn't she die?

Nah, she's still alive and well.

According to that bastion of reliable old soap storyline reminders (wikipedia) she left albert square in a blaze of glory after vandalising her dad's business with paint, sticking two fingers up in the air as she jumped on a bus.

 

[Griff]

maybe it was zsa zsa or one of the other £20 crew

The others don't really exist on proper Eastenders though do they, aren't they just virtual Square inhabitants?

 

[DotCommunist]

They could have done Archie.

I've seen Lawnmower Man

 

[Fictionist]

DotCommunist. I can't believe that you are contributing to this thread....

 

[100% masahiko]

the batteries in his pocket pussy overheated and melted his cock.

 

[danny la rouge]

Lucy Ewing.

 

[kyser_soze]

Pam Ewing, between gins, with an empty bottle of Tanqueray.

 

[Hellsbells]

if it just turns out to be jack, it'll be shit. How boring would that be. There needs to be some element of shock, or what's the point.

btw - that stupid zee zee whatsherface - who the hell is she and why is she living with Shirley? Are they related?

 

[danny la rouge]

Pam Ewing, between gins, with an empty bottle of Tanqueray.

You're confusing Pammy (Barnes-Ewing, btw), with Sue Ellen.

 

[kyser_soze]

Ah that's right. Pam was the season dreamer.

 

[danny la rouge]

Ah that's right. Pam was the season dreamer.

Indeed so.

 

[Griff]

btw - that stupid zee zee whatsherface - who the hell is she and why is she living with Shirley? Are they related?

Dunno who she is?

"Make yourself scarce!"

 

[DotCommunist]

if it just turns out to be jack, it'll be shit. How boring would that be. There needs to be some element of shock, or what's the point.

btw - that stupid zee zee whatsherface - who the hell is she and why is she living with Shirley? Are they related?

Zsa Zsa.

After Zsa Zsa Gabor presumably

 

[Onslow]

Blatently died from lethal injection, administered by....one Mr Dr Leg

 

[Looby]

Dunno who she is?

"Make yourself scarce!"

She's her niece.

 

[ViolentPanda]

That posh bloke who used to run Dagmars. You know, from way back.

Wimot-Brown the rapist?

 

[kyser_soze]

We've already been through that Veep.

 

[ViolentPanda]

We've already been through that Veep.

Well, anyway, I reckon it was Ali's brother Mehmet, looking to get back in on the Albert Square action.

 

[Griff]

Looks guilty as hell to me.

 

[*Miss Daisy*]

I want it to be ronnie just so she'll piss off outta my eastenders - her voice goes through me.....