Who is Martin Dorey?

[Greebo]

You might get Martin Dorey fleas if you did that.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

The Martin Dorey official Martin Dorey thread has jumped 4 places in the Martin Dorey hit parade since this morning.

I'm still waiting for Martin Dorey to make an appearance.

Oh yeah, one from the top of google page 4 now. Come on Martin Dorey thread!!

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

How many Martin Doreys does it take to Martin Dorey a Martin Dorey?

Watch it, you will give him an idea for another TV show.

 

[Cid]

The Martin Dorey thread is at the bottom of page 3 for me, more people need to link to the Martin Dorey thread though I think. I am obviously too respectable to do so myself.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

The Martin Dorey thread is at the bottom of page 3 for me, more people need to link to the Martin Dorey thread though I think. I am obviously too respectable to do so myself.

Yup it's moving on up. One from the bottom of page three now. Slowly slowly catchie Martin Dorey.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Where are all the new Martin Dorey luverz/haterz from the Martin Dorey and his campervan thread - they should be here!!

 

[London_Calling]

When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
That's Marty Dorey!
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's Marty Dorey!!
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
That's Marty Dorey!!!

 

[ViolentPanda]

Who is Martin Dorey,

And what does he want?

Don't know him.

I know his brother John, though. Right fishy character.

 

[rollinder]

Martin Dorey is our friend,
is our friend, is our friend
Martin Dorey is our friend
he kills campers

 

[Part 2]

Blimey, a massive jump for the official Martin Dorey Thread, now reaching number 4 in the google Martin Dorey hit parade.

It's only a matter of time before Martin Dorey turns up for a nice welcoming.

 

[killer b]

eh? halfway down page 4 on my google...

 

[tar1984]

At the very top of page 4 on mines.

Martin Dorey.

Martin Dorey.

 

[Part 2]

Hmmm, number 4 on my macbook in Firefox, number 21 on my lads iPod, number 31 on the macbook in Safari.

I've no idea how it works.

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

so martin dorey is not quite there \/ yet?

 

[Greebo]

One more page of mentioning Martin Dorey might do it.

 

[ebay sex moomin]

At the very top of page 4 on mines.

Martin Dorey.

Martin Dorey.

*presses buzzer*

Repetition of Martin Dorey!

Oh wait, 'Martin Dorey' is the subject on the card. I withdraw my Martin Dorey challenge.

 

[ebay sex moomin]

Hmmm, number 4 on my macbook in Firefox, number 21 on my lads iPod, number 31 on the macbook in Safari.

I've no idea how it works.

*presses buzzer*

Deviation! you haven't mentioned Martin Dorey yet!

 

[editor]

Are we talking about the same "Martin Dorey" here? There must be a few Martin+Dorey people about.

 

[rollinder]

The Scotsman doesn't like Martin Dorey

Off the rails
Not just boring. Monumentally boring. Tracker Portillo has gone off the rails after journeying the UK in the Beeb's 6.30 slot forever. In his place they've shunted Martin Dorey.

Martin who? Appearing from nowhere, he's One man and his Campervan. Martin Dorey and his wretched wheels are doing the country, county by county, foraging for eats by the roadside and rivers. We've seen all that before. The oysters, the lobsters, the wild garlic. And, yawn, he keeps showing everybody, short of the sheep, round his trusty van.

Do-re-mi. Plenty hair. But utterly bereft of charisma. Like the rural roads he's towing viewers along week after week.

Send me the Portillo I dream on. This sorry series brings to mind an American rock band in the Eighties called Camper Van Beethoven that I used to spin on my turntable.

Portillo & Martin Dorey? ick
eta: This thread needs it's own house band: Martin Dorey and His Wretched Wheels

 

[rollinder]

Google's top 2 "real time" twitter results for Martin Dorey are links to here.

 

[rover07]

You can also sing his name (to the tune of "London's Burning")

Martin Dorey, Martin Dorey,
Martin Dorey, Martin Dorey,
In his van, in his van,
Martin Dorey, Martin Dorey

repeat in a round...I'll start you off

Marton Dorey, Martin Dorey..

Is that THE Martin Dorey song?

 

[rover07]

There is no mention of the Martin Dorey song on his website, www.martindorey.com

Martin Dorey, Martin Dorey,
Martin Dorey, Martin Dorey,
In his van, in his van,
Martin Dorey, Martin Dorey

repeat in a round...I'll start you off

Marton Dorey, Martin Dorey..

Does anyone know where I can find the complete lyrics?

Googling Martin+Dorey doesnt seem to help.

 

[rover07]

Martin Dorey, Martin Dorey,
Martin Dorey, Martin Dorey,
In his van, in his van,
Martin Dorey, Martin Dorey

repeat in a round...I'll start you off

Marton Dorey, Martin Dorey..

 

[rover07]

Fuck posted the wrong thing.

Why is Portillo on this thread? Did he do any fucking cooking on his fucking train programme?

NO HE DIDNT. He just sauntered about in his fucking suit going 'Ya, ya, nice train mmm ya, very good ...mmm shame all these lines and factories and mines have closed now'

Who's fucking fault was that Portillo you smug TWAT!

Martin Dorey cooks stuff, he's creative and cheery.

 

[mancboy]

I just googled Martin Dorey and he's not as much fun as lemonparty.

 

[editor]

He's a keen shrimper. I think that's important.
http://www.martindorey.com/who-am-i/martin-the-shrimper/

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

I just googled Martin Dorey and he's not as much fun as lemonparty.

that is one thing I can say with certainty about Martin Dorey without knowing anything about who Martin Dorey is.

e2a: still 3rd on page 4 for me showing 11 posts & 9 authors only, slow bot is slow, or maybe just late?

 

[rover07]

We've managed to sneak onto page 3 now.

But if Martin Dorey doesnt turn up by the end of the week, im not buying his book.

 

[quimcunx]

Who is Martin Dorey? Sorry I haven't been reading the Martin Dorey thread. Can someone summarise Martin Dorey posts for me? Have we discovered who Martin Dorey is yet, for instance?

 

[Greebo]

If Martin Dorey turns up this week you probably won't "one man and his campervan" by Martin Dory anyway.