What's My Rodent?

[Voley]

It's one of my brethren.

 

[danny la rouge]

Is that hice mice or hoose moose?

Well, in our old house we had a sporadic mouse problem. One night we heard scuffling and realised there was a mouse in the bedroom, and Mrs LR spotted it running around the skirting board. She said she was going to the living room to sleep on the sofa. I thought “fuck that, I’m staying put”. A few minutes later the little bastard ran across my pillow next to my head. I was out of that bedroom like lightening, and standing, white-faced, next to the sofa begging for space.

It was then I discovered that small scuttling things creep me out.

 

[DaveCinzano]

It's one of my brethren.

Distant cousin at best TBF

 

[DaveCinzano]

The trap is laid

 

[redcogs]

it coud be a hamster? We lost ours about 10 years ago. Before then it had taken up residence in a biscuit tin.

 

[rubbershoes]

That's not my hamster. It's ears are too big

 

[DaveCinzano]

So far it seems like it's the world's only mouse with a peanut allergy

 

[Septimus Rufiji]

The trap is laid

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you'll need a little sign that says 'Free Peanut Butter' as well as an Acme Anvil suspended above the board

 

[JimW]

So far it seems like it's the world's only mouse with a peanut allergy

Sworn off processed food after she saw what it did to her cousins, snapped their heads clean off!

 

[redcogs]

A mole is a possible contender. They can be abundant in spring.

 

[DotCommunist]

A mole is a possible contender. They can be abundant in spring.

wheres its little round glasses then

 

[redcogs]

Your infestation of moles may easily be remedied if you search the Yellow Pages under sub heading 'Catcher'?

 

[redcogs]

wheres its little round glasses then

You may be taking this joke a little too far Dot'. Dave C's mole is clearly lost because it did not wear any spectacles

 

[DaveCinzano]

Danny is Scottish, so Hoose Moose.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Sworn off processed food after she saw what it did to her cousins, snapped their heads clean off!

It's 100% organic 100% peanut

 

[JimW]

It's 100% organic 100% peanut

Ooh, that sort where the oil settles out? Tasty.

 

[redcogs]

Always best to rely upon an expert. my expertise tells me you have a mole issue. If on the other hand my theory is wrong, try playing the creature a tune on your flute, to rule out any possibility that it may be a rat. Rats respond to flutes better than moles due to moles having hearing issues.

 

[Orang Utan]

So far it seems like it's the world's only mouse with a peanut allergy

Oh right
Then it is a snowflake mouse

 

[danski]

See if it requires naked primping.
If not, it’s a mouse.

 

[danny la rouge]

So far it seems like it's the world's only mouse with a peanut allergy

Try tofu.

 

[bimble]

The trap is laid

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How’s that supposed to work ? Will you remain crouched really quietly next to the chopping board there with a cleaver held aloft all night or what?

 

[Elpenor]

Have you considered that it could be a baby elephant wearing a rodent costume on its way to from a fancy dress party?

 

[A380]

Danny is Scottish, so Hoose Moose.

and it's looose aboot his hooose.

 

[A380]

Can I haz mor peanuts Mr Cinzano plse.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Can I haz mor peanuts Mr Cinzano plse.

You can pick them out of my cold, dead shit

 

[DaveCinzano]

...And so the trap was sprung

 

[DaveCinzano]

How’s that supposed to work ? Will you remain crouched really quietly next to the chopping board there with a cleaver held aloft all night or what?

Not laughing now eh

#callmethemousewhisperer

 

[WouldBe]

A mole is a possible contender. They can be abundant in spring.

See if it's got a pouch. It might be a small wallaby there are wild ones in the UK.

 

[A380]

Not laughing now eh

#callmethemousewhisperer

 

[redcogs]

See if it's got a pouch. It might be a small wallaby there are wild ones in the UK.

i also had heard the rumour that the Wallaby has become a UK resident, possible that it entered on a small boat. Discounted it because Wallaby usually wear boxing gloves and live only in Australia.