Because your body is supporting two life forms? Put your feet up!
What you been doing for the last two hours? (pt3)
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Because your body is supporting two life forms? Put your feet up!
Stobart Stopper
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I went to Tesco earlier and got some food and bought the new Hedkandi CD, for my spinning classes. It was about £12 and the cashier put it through twice, I didn't notice until afterwards. Went to customer services, for a £24 refund, and a free CD. And I also got a 5p off petrol voucher cos the two CD price took me over £50.
northernhord
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what a lovely day!
Getting ready for work shit-shower-shave-two pint man piss-turbo coffee.
Getting ready for work shit-shower-shave-two pint man piss-turbo coffee.
Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
I spent much of the last two hours throwing up, and the two hours before that and the two hours before that....
*Note to self. When going out all day on the hottest day of the year do not take a ham sandwich that sits sweating away for hours in your bag*
*Note to self. When going out all day on the hottest day of the year do not take a ham sandwich that sits sweating away for hours in your bag*
Stobart Stopper
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Stobart Stopper
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*eyes suspiciously*Plumber's been to fix toilet that wouldn't flush - all good now
http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=255666
Plumber's been to fix toilet that wouldn't flush - all good now
May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
Fielding a call from my dad who was sitting outside his dad's house waiting for the police to turn up and kick the door in - no one has seen the old git for some weeks and he's not answering his phone or the door.
Going to midwife appointment and finding that while everything is fine, baby is breech and has been for several weeks. He might turn yet, but if he hasn't turned by 35 weeks they will probably be looking to book me in for a caesarian.
Picking up a lovely parcel from the lovely trashpony, full of useful baby stuff
Wondering whether my grandad is dead, sick or what, and waiting for it to be lunchtime so I can call my dad to find out.
Going to midwife appointment and finding that while everything is fine, baby is breech and has been for several weeks. He might turn yet, but if he hasn't turned by 35 weeks they will probably be looking to book me in for a caesarian.
Picking up a lovely parcel from the lovely trashpony, full of useful baby stuff
Wondering whether my grandad is dead, sick or what, and waiting for it to be lunchtime so I can call my dad to find out.
Wouldn't worry too much about this May. My lass was breech and I didn't need a caesar. Was quite hard work though - and you're guaranteed an epidural IN CASE you have the caesar
My main problem was that she kept moving her head across the front of my chest nearly breaking my fucking ribs on a daily basis 
Oh, and agonising constant heartburn 
Hope your grandads alright!!
May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
Ooh yes, the heartburn and the breathlessness, and the kicks to the fanular area...sigh. Good to know that there are options though - does this mean your daughter was a vaginal breech birth, or did she turn?
Cheers for the good wishes about the old man, although tbh I'm more worried about my dad. My grandad is a bastard of the highest order and has done nothing but fuck up everyone's lives for the last 60 years - if he is dead or hurt and alone, it's his own doing, completely. My dad, on the other hand, really doesn't need to be dealing with this right now.
I will update if anything happens
and the breathlessness, and the kicks to the fanular area...sigh. Good to know that there are options though - does this mean your daughter was a vaginal breech birth, or did she turn?Cheers for the good wishes about the old man, although tbh I'm more worried about my dad. My grandad is a bastard of the highest order and has done nothing but fuck up everyone's lives for the last 60 years - if he is dead or hurt and alone, it's his own doing, completely. My dad, on the other hand, really doesn't need to be dealing with this right now.
I will update if anything happens
No she didn't turn, and yes she was - she came into this world arse first (nothing's changed) and feet up by her face, and was greeted by about 15 medical students who all came along to cheer me on and learn about really awkward babies
Cheers for the good wishes about the old man, although tbh I'm more worried about my dad. My grandad is a bastard of the highest order and has done nothing but fuck up everyone's lives for the last 60 years - if he is dead or hurt and alone, it's his own doing, completely. My dad, on the other hand, really doesn't need to be dealing with this right now.
I will update if anything happens
oh yes, I remember now you mentioning him before! Aye, let us know
May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
Update: he's dead. Police found him sitting in an armchair with his eyes shut, so probably a stroke or similar. How nice for him that after 80-plus years of nothing but bastardy he gets a quiet, peaceful exit from this world, while someone with everything to live for has to be tortured to death by his own body.
At least my dad seems okay. Think I'll go down and help him sort shit out, he could probably do with the company.
At least my dad seems okay. Think I'll go down and help him sort shit out, he could probably do with the company.
dolly's gal
killing things
sorry to hear that 
i hope you're ok May
i hope you're ok May No justice is there?
Sorry to hear that May, but it'll be nice for your dad to have you with him. He may have been a bastard but it was still his dad after all.
May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
Cheers people Having spoken to my dad, it seems the main thing we both feel is relief. It's sad that my grandad chose to waste his life the way he did, being such a bitter and hateful man instead of trying to be a better person. I know he had a lot of issues, although we never found out exactly what they were beyond the fact that his dad was an utter utter bastard, and my grandad was extremely intelligent with a great capacity to charm when he wanted something. It always made me wonder what kind of man he could have been if he'd been able to sort his head out.
Rather sweetly, dad said that one of the big reasons he feels relieved is because of my imminent child - he knows I'll have nothing to do with the grandad and was worried that grandad would try and involve himself in my kid's life. Now neither of us has to worry about that.
Having spoken to my dad, it seems the main thing we both feel is relief. It's sad that my grandad chose to waste his life the way he did, being such a bitter and hateful man instead of trying to be a better person. I know he had a lot of issues, although we never found out exactly what they were beyond the fact that his dad was an utter utter bastard, and my grandad was extremely intelligent with a great capacity to charm when he wanted something. It always made me wonder what kind of man he could have been if he'd been able to sort his head out.Rather sweetly, dad said that one of the big reasons he feels relieved is because of my imminent child - he knows I'll have nothing to do with the grandad and was worried that grandad would try and involve himself in my kid's life. Now neither of us has to worry about that.
May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
Aye, that's good advice. Fuck knows what we'll find when we clear out his flat This is, after all, the man who inadvertently introduced me and my brother to porn: he was babysitting us so fucked off down the pub, leaving us to go insane with boredom and tear his flat apart looking for something to do - we discovered his stash of skinflicks and the inevitable occurred. It's very confusing watching The Story of O when you're 6.
This is, after all, the man who inadvertently introduced me and my brother to porn: he was babysitting us so fucked off down the pub, leaving us to go insane with boredom and tear his flat apart looking for something to do - we discovered his stash of skinflicks and the inevitable occurred. It's very confusing watching The Story of O when you're 6.Aye, that's good advice. Fuck knows what we'll find when we clear out his flat
that is sooooo Marilyn Manson Hope your dad gets his head round it May
northernhord
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Getting ready to go to Ruskin College.
ozrictentgal
is a pheasant plucker
Mooching about in the garden, digging in 5 sacks of well-rotted horse manure.
Now about to wake the grumpy 15 yr old. I wonder what he'll throw at me today!
Now about to wake the grumpy 15 yr old. I wonder what he'll throw at me today!
northernhord
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Just got back from Oxford, what a fuckin result, Ive managed to help get a lad a place at Ruskin college, his Mum even paid for the fuel to get us down there in the van.
The lad has a long criminal record but has behaved himself for the last 12 months, I,m well pleased he's managed to get a place, and he is really motivated and excited about starting.
The lad has a long criminal record but has behaved himself for the last 12 months, I,m well pleased he's managed to get a place, and he is really motivated and excited about starting.
May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
That's well cool nh, you rock
northernhord
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^cheers!
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