Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Would the national mood remain chipper or would it turn sour?
What if the UK get no medals?
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QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Disappointment but I don't think sourness. Poeple will find something positive I reckon
claphamboy
The wheels on the bus go round and round....
that's never going to happen.
thread over.
thread over.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
It probably isn't. But imagine if it did.
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
We can blame the Government as they're responsible for everything
or the weather
or the weather
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
I mean I am watching the Women's Cycling at the moment and it's brilliant. Team GB may not win a medal but they are fighting very, very hard, and it's great to see.
FiFi
Hot Cross Bunny
I Hope Darren is really that good.
I've seen some Kiwi's and some Saffies who could put up some stiff opposition in that event!
claphamboy
The wheels on the bus go round and round....
thanks, but no thanks.
i can think of at least a 101 other things to imagine, all of which would help when having a wank, imagining this wouldn't.
paulhackett
voiced by strother martin
No need to imagine seeing as it's GB rather than UK
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Aw come on. It would be hilarious! Imagine the things Cameron and Coe would have to say in public.
Limejuice
Well-Known Member
I Hope Darren is really that good.
I've seen some Kiwi's and some Saffies who could put up some stiff opposition in that event!
Mere earthlings.
Believe me, when the boffins have invented warp drive and we hold the first intergalactic drinking contest, Darren has an excellent chance of a medal position as Milky Way captain.
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Would they have to say anything though? They would simply stress 'the legacy of the games' etc.., which is after all one of the reasons why we won the bid rather than how many medals we might win.
They'd gloss over winning no medals and instead talk about the success of the games as a whole.
Gingerman
Is a great bunch of lads.....
Is he not part of the Redgrave acting dynasty?If we won no medals I for one wouldn't notice.
Still no idea who Steve Redgrave is, apart from some bloke in his fifites
claphamboy
The wheels on the bus go round and round....
If we won no medals I for one wouldn't notice.
Still no idea who Steve Redgrave is, apart from some bloke in his fifites
that makes two of us.
If GB won no medals won no medals it would be amazing. Even that one in America where we only won about 5 gold medals it was like 'only 5 gold medals!' and they fired all the toffs, GB won about 30 last time
look man, god, England is a powerful country, deal with it 
I tell people here in China I'm from England and they are like 'wow, England, olympics, industrial revolution, and that
It's like Russia or France or Germany or China, it influences the world, we are lucky as fuck. my best friend a couple of years ago was a kenyan girl and once I was sitting and moaning about england and she was like 'shhut the fuck up, I'm from Kenya, we only have runners and lions, England invents computers and things, just shut the fuck up, we aspire to live in England'
I tell people here in China I'm from England and they are like 'wow, England, olympics, industrial revolution, and that
It's like Russia or France or Germany or China, it influences the world, we are lucky as fuck. my best friend a couple of years ago was a kenyan girl and once I was sitting and moaning about england and she was like 'shhut the fuck up, I'm from Kenya, we only have runners and lions, England invents computers and things, just shut the fuck up, we aspire to live in England'
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
Dead thread now!
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
OK, what if they only get one medal?
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Lol - we'll celebrate Lizzie Armistead
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Otley girl! Good lass! 
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
claphamboy
The wheels on the bus go round and round....
sorry, but you'll need to start a new thread now.
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Or no golds, yesWill this change after the next one to "what if they only get two medals?"
Nine Bob Note
Self-Isolating before it was fashionable
I imagine the rightwingers would be calling for Britain to quit the Olympics, ever quoting how much it costs to take part and blaming everything on biased judges who all hate us 
stuff_it
Too skool for cool
Personally I would cream my pants.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Eurgh
