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What DVD / Video did you watch last night? (pt3)

It's not a bad film, but I just fidn't feel it as much as movie no 1. He really has spread his material thin, IMO. Weirdly older, yet younger and with oddly blue eyes Legolas didn't need to be in this.

amusingly enough in the 'soddit' and 'bored of the rings' parody books he is called 'leg o lamb'. These puerile but funny parodies were written under a psudonym by Adam Roberts, a very skilled sci fi author who wrote an immense andd expensive history of SF tome as well as about a dozen really good sci fi stories. I reccomend Salt, On, and Land of the Headless.
 
I watched the second half of Looper. Still a load of old mumbly time travel bollocks.
All the characters in it are seriously underdeveloped, even for a Bruce-Willis-shooting-people-with-fancy-guns film.
Joseph Gordon Leavitt looks very strange in it. Did they do something to his eyes?
 
A fantastic film all round! Hopefully one day, someone out there will write the definitive book on this one.

Fantastic? "Well that was a load of old rubbish, wasn't it, boys and girls".

It might have worked if it had been set in California, but set in home counties England, not so much.
 
Fantastic? "Well that was a load of old rubbish, wasn't it, boys and girls".

It might have worked if it had been set in California, but set in home counties England, not so much.

It's probably a bit obvious by now that I have a penchant for Spectacularly Bad Films, so most people's "what the hell was that???" tends to be my "hello!"

Good to see hear you at least gave it a chance, though :)
 
It's probably a bit obvious by now that I have a penchant for Spectacularly Bad Films, so most people's "what the hell was that???" tends to be my "hello!"

Good to see hear you at least gave it a chance, though :)

It might be alright if you were slightly high, and with a gang of equally high mates, with whom you could make snarky comments about this snarkable flick.
 
Fantastic? "Well that was a load of old rubbish, wasn't it, boys and girls".

It might have worked if it had been set in California, but set in home counties England, not so much.
hmmm, maybe you shouldn't bother with Girl On A Motorcycle then. Altho it is much better shot
 
Wanted for Murder

A 1947 brit crime flick, concerning the grandson of a legendary hangman who thought he was possessed by his grandpops spirit, so had to go strangling womenfolk. Decent enough late night drama,tho no masterpiece by any means. Scripted by Emeric Pressburger, and there are some great lines in here. Stanley Holloway does a good straight turn, and Eric Portman is as sinister as ever, a perfect dubious character - which is probably why von Ribbentrop told him "when Germany wins the war, you will be installed as the greatest English star in the New Europe"
 
Grizzly (dir. William Girdler, 1976) - An entry into the "animal terror" genre by the "Three On A Meathook" director, which takes more than a few cues from "Jaws". In an un-named US state forest/park, a previously-unknown grizzly bear is on the rampage, attacking first campers and hikers, and then seemingly anyone else in paw-shot. One of the park rangers (Christoper George) is in charge of sorting out this bear menace, and gathers up a posse of self-styled bear hunters to bring the grizzly terror to an end, with various levels of incompetence at hand. As pressure mounts on George, the bear becomes more confident in striking out, until finally, in a one-on-one encounter, George finally brings all this ursine tomfoolery to a drawn-out conclusion.

Made with a fairly high budget for the time, and certainly aimed for a mainstream audience, "Grizzly" bears (groan!) all the hallmarks of 1970's exploitation film incompetence. The script (cobbled together by 3 writers) is low on suspense but high on predictability, and this film contains many moments of dull, pointless exposition sequences. Christopher George seems to spend an inordinate amount of time smoking ciggies, moaning at everyone, and generally letting that damn bear get to him.

The terror sequences themselves are utterly inept, to the point of laughability (an off-camera stagehand waves around a manufactured "bear paw" randomly at each victim, point-of-view style), and when the actual bear finally puts in an appearance, it outclasses and out-acts everyone else. The bear in question looks thoroughly bored by the whole proceedings, and being in a film like this, who can blame it?

There's many moments of unintentionally funny dialogue, and the park commissioner gets pretty much all of the best lines ("Kelly! I want that bear!"). The bear hunters all seem to be under the influence of skunk weed, as they stumble around randomly all over the shop, and even have problems figuring out just what sort of bear it is that they're meant to be hunting. The incidental music for the terror sequences rips off "Jaws" so ridiculously (and badly), that John Williams should have sued the producers of "Grizzly" into next Christmas. And at dead on 90 minutes, this film really knows how to outstay it's welcome.

"Grizzly" has pretensions of being a semi-serious effort, but truly, this one has "total turkey" written all over it. Avoid!

(Note: the poster art for this one at the time emphasised the "total terror" aspect ("18 Feet Of Towering Fury!"), but the MPAA gave this a "GP" rating at the time, meaning that the US censors thought "Grizzly" to be as scary and terrifying as an average episode of The Simpsons!)
 
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Mr Deeds Goes To Town

The Frank Capra masterpiece, starring Gary Cooper as the small town simple chap who inherits a fortune, and doesn't quite know what to do with it. The rich townsfolk (with the help of a wicked female journalist) then gang up against him to declare him mentally incompetent and take the money away. Can he get his shit together and show that it's the rest of the world that's mad, not him?

The economics promoted are dubious as hell, and the court scene so crazy that even the yanks couldn't have a legal process that insane, but the film is a sheer joy, a classic triumph of the small man over uncaring big...whatever. It also introduced the phrase 'pixellated' - tho with a rather different definition to today's.
 
I watche Peckinpah's 'Cross of Iron'

I hadn't realised it was him before, although I had heard of the film. Didn't rate it tbf, although it passed the time.

Then I watched the latest two episodes of 'Agents of SHIELD' which has gone off the rails a bit.
 
The one from the 70s - AKA Night Flight from Moscow - or the one from the 90s? I really enjoyed the 70s one. Sucker for that genre.

The 2006 bourgeois-in-peril one based on the Ted Lewis novel. Ratchets up the tension in a pleasantly implausible fashion until halfway through when it essentially becomes its own mid-80s Hollywood remake, with the Harrison Ford/Tom Hanks lead character going rogue.
 
The Cabin in the Woods - Thought this was excellent! The title sounds as though it's going to be one of those generic teen slasher films that gets churned out ad nauseum but it's basically a satire of the whole genre. Not really scary in any parts but funny as hell with a few nods to classic horror films thrown in for good measure. I would recommend this to anyone even those who don't like horror films!
 
The Cabin in the Woods - Thought this was excellent! The title sounds as though it's going to be one of those generic teen slasher films that gets churned out ad nauseum but it's basically a satire of the whole genre. Not really scary in any parts but funny as hell with a few nods to classic horror films thrown in for good measure. I would recommend this to anyone even those who don't like horror films!
I was pleasantly surprised by this one too :)
 
Silver Linings Playbook.

An unhappy person could call this a rom-com, but it isn't. A wonderful, fucked up, love story, with a jaw-dropping performance by De Niro playing De Niro with OCD. Bradley Cooper is a limited actor, to me, but he uses that limitation to brilliant effect here (or the director does). Jennifer Lawrence continues to astound.

Really...Lawrence continues to astound me.
 


Lucky Jim.

Based on the K. Amis novel, it depicts the horrors of life as a junior academic in 1950s Britain. Someone I know who came up slightly after this tells me that you might have fantasized about the kind of drunken and cathartic rebellion that forms the central scene of this movie, but you would have been too scared of losing your job.
 
Choke. A warped, occasionally very funny Chuck Palahniuk thing. Had its moments but nowt special. Can't fault its IMDB blurb though:

A sex-addicted con-man pays for his mother's hospital bills by playing on the sympathies of those who rescue him from choking to death.

Take your Nan. She'll love it.
 
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