BATTLE OF WITS - unbearably tedious historical epic from China with Andy Lau as some sort of minority-group mystic warrior who comes to protect a medieval useless town with a corrupt and drunken king against the massed armies of the Liang (I think.) Extraordinarily dull - I kept watching hoping that there would at least be a good fight sequence or a hermaphroditic villain or some hungry ghosts along in a minute, but no. Just endless boring scenes of people whispering and scampering about in the dark, with occasional fires. Don't bother with it. Usually you can count on this sort of Chinese production to at least have some decent period detail, or visuals, or at lease get the sweep of a historical epic which really does have thousands of real live extras, but it was just dire.
Then a coincidentally Godly double bill of flicks about priests...(I'm an atheist)
OF GODS AND MEN Bit selfconsciously poetic but undeniably affecting movie about a bunch of Roman Catholic French priests working in Algeria who got caught up in the mid 90s civil war ... nicely acted, with great faces, some telling moments, and rather too much liturgy for me although the French style plainchant is beautiful. Very interesting how ambiguous the film chooses to play their eventual fate. And if you're unlikely ever to visit the Algerian Atlas, this film can take you there.
WHITE ELEPHANT Argentine counterpart to the above, where the priests aren't in the middle of a civil war but a socioeconomic one, living and working in a giant abandoned hospital near Buenos Aires which is ridden with drugs and gangs. More experimental, more political rougher, scuzzier and more realistic (well sorta) than the French movie, with a much stronger sense of coming from the place itself rather than just being about it. The narrative is weak, though. (And I'm so used to seeing Ricardo Darin playing scumbags, fraudsters and bad lads I just can't believe in him as a man of God!)
Both worth a watch for Catholics and heathens alike