I am defining THE style of Torrox Costa summer 2016
Sort of OAP meets mid-life crisis meets scruffshyster artist. Costa del Sol is about to hit new hights of coolness!
From bottom to top:
*Navy blue suede sk8r boots with white soles and white and blue laces carefully designed by somebody named ANDY-Z. €9.99. Thank you Andy.
*Black socks.
*Oversizes old mans trousers in a very fine herring bone pattern. Big, baggy and in fawn. €1 from the secondhand shop.
* Big, baggy shirt from the Chinese shop - white with pale brown pin stripes worn open over a navy blue T-shirt with 'Bonaventura' written across it in embroidered brown writing. €5 for new shirt. €3 for T-shirt from a different second hand shop.
* Keeping last years hat - straw style painted with acrylics in a very deep indigo and adorned with brown leather band plus gold chain, plus eagles feather and new amazonian macaw feather.
I may be a bit deluded, but I believe I am coolest geezer on the prom. Not sure the people here quite get it mind.
Baggy old mans trousers is this summers thing!
Also wearing a very proud beard. That may have to go for new passport photos unless I finally admit I a lazy fuck who can't be arsed to shave everyday.