Weetabix or Oatibix?
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DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
weetabix all the way
oatibix for the lose
oatibix for the lose
Agent Sparrow
the age of slippers and migraines
Weetabix = win
Oatibix = fail.
And that is all that needs to be said on the matter.
Oatibix = fail.
And that is all that needs to be said on the matter.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
The Devils nob cheese is Stilton, unpasteurised
Oatibix aren't even fit to be considered as Lucifer's smegma
Ta
gentlegreen
I hummus, therefore I am ...
Weetabix plus porridge oats.
chemn
shmemn
weetabix, with hot tea - breakfast of champions
In a bowl?
pogofish
Testicle Hairstyle
Exactly.
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
in the same bowl, yes - i blame my dad, when were kids he had to look after us for a week when mum was in hospital, he couldn't be arsed making tea and hot milk for the weetabix, so just made the tea and poured it over the weetabix, and i was hooked, can't have it any other way
Vintage Paw
dead stare and computer glare
Oatibix is disgusting. I thought it would be great, as I love weetabix, and the idea of getting something that's good for the cholesterol etc would be fabbo. But no, made of fail.
Weetabix, however ... it's the only cereal I've loved in my whole 29 years and 10 months. Yum yum yum.
Weetabix, however ... it's the only cereal I've loved in my whole 29 years and 10 months. Yum yum yum.
spanglechick
High Empress of Dressing Up
Oatibix mings, but weetabix gives me wobbly blood sugar. So I vote for a.n.other oat-based cereal.
Weetabix is vile stuff. It's kind of tasty dry with chocolate spread on it, but in milk it goes utterly soggy and rank far too quickly 
ukey: And don't get me started on the abomination that is hot milk-accelerated degradation of them 
I've never had oatibix, but I'd be impressed if I disliked them anywhere near as much as weetabix.
ukey: And don't get me started on the abomination that is hot milk-accelerated degradation of them I've never had oatibix, but I'd be impressed if I disliked them anywhere near as much as weetabix.
Brainaddict
slight system overdrive
Yes.Weetabix = win
Oatibix = fail.
And that is all that needs to be said on the matter.
Hellsbells
World's best procrastinator
weetabix with hot milk is one of the most repulsive smells from my childhood. A girl i used to get a lift to school with used to have it every morning when i was round her house, and it used to make me want to heave.
Brainaddict
slight system overdrive
What kind of sick fuck would ruin perfectly good weetabix by putting hot milk on it?
Sometimes I despair of the human race
Sometimes I despair of the human race
Oatabix *should* be like the best bits of porridge and weetabix together in one glorious cereal, but instead they're hideous.
Weetabix, just for the record, should be placed in the bowl so one bix rests diagonally atop the other bix, then covered in very cold milk to the point that the bottom bix is saturated in milk. Then add more milk so there is a decent amount of milk that has not been absorbed by weetabix. The tip of the top bix should at this point still be protruding over the top of the milk. At this point, the top bix should be mushed into the lower bix and eaten immediately, so that the top bix retains some crunchiness mixed into the sloppiness of the lower bix.
Not that I'm anal about it or anthing.
Weetabix, just for the record, should be placed in the bowl so one bix rests diagonally atop the other bix, then covered in very cold milk to the point that the bottom bix is saturated in milk. Then add more milk so there is a decent amount of milk that has not been absorbed by weetabix. The tip of the top bix should at this point still be protruding over the top of the milk. At this point, the top bix should be mushed into the lower bix and eaten immediately, so that the top bix retains some crunchiness mixed into the sloppiness of the lower bix.
Not that I'm anal about it or anthing.
dolly's gal
killing things
Vintage Paw
dead stare and computer glare
I think you'll find the correct way to eat Weetabix is to lay them in the bowl side by side, then sprinkle with sugar and fill the bowl to nearly the top of the 'bix with cold milk. Then let sit for no more than 45 seconds. Proceed to drain off all the milk but by bit with your spoon, marvelling in the glorious wheaty/sugary milk as you lap it up spoonful by spoonful. By the time you get to the last of the milk the weetabix will be at just the right consistency that most of it is a glorious mush, with some crunchy bits remaining. Mix it all together then eat it slowly and lovingly.
I agree with those who have said that Oatabix or is it Oatibix should have been wonderful, if you are a person who likes Weetabix and also porridge or oat cakes. However they are a real disappointment. They lack the necessary crispness and there is no real oaty taste. Back to the drawing board I say. It must be possible to improve on the product.
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