If you put them in a hessian bag, they go to sleep. Or at least the ones I've seen on busses have...You can take chickens on the bus here tbf. I asked recently because I might need to soon.
made me remember - i was picked up by a Fuller's horse drawn carriage in fulham when I missed a bus - 'want a lift mate? hop on!'and further to previous, i have remembered that i have travelled on a milk float - must have been not that long after mum-tat broke her leg when i was about 6, milkman saw that she was struggling walking back from the nearest shops and gave us a lift up the road
Perhaps some IT professionals who've had their contracts terminated by Cannon too.
made me remember - i was picked up by a Fuller's horse drawn carriage in fulham when I missed a bus - 'want a lift mate? hop on!'
That's reminded me. I had a ride on an Arkell's brewery dray once.made me remember - i was picked up by a Fuller's horse drawn carriage in fulham when I missed a bus - 'want a lift mate? hop on!'
I'm quite often carried around by bigger people who think it's amusing to just get up and walk about like they haven't noticed me hanging off them.Anyone been carried in a litter/palanquin/sedan chair?
Or just a stretcher?
I was present when my mum's church managed to misplace either a bishop or an archdeacon, I think, if that helps? There was a boat involved somehow too iirc due to flooding in the area at the time.Or fired by a canon? We have at least three defrocked vicars here.
This has just reminded me of the story someone I know tells, about the time he went to pick up a load of chickens and somehow the seller convinced him they didn't need crating and they'd be fine loose in the back of the van because the motion would send them to sleep as soon as he started driving. It worked fine until he hit a traffic jam and suddenly... [waking up chicken noises] and then they all started climbing through to the front of the van because it wasn't fully closed off, and he's sat in gridlock on a motorway somewhere with everyone in the cars around him either staring in astonishment or pissing themselves laughing, while he's just wondering how the fuck he's going to drive when he can barely see the windscreen for chickensIf you put them in a hessian bag, they go to sleep. Or at least the ones I've seen on busses have...
I used to see people being carried around in sedan chairs in Bath, there was a thing for them in the 80s/90s, I don't think they still do it.Anyone been carried in a litter/palanquin/sedan chair?
Or just a stretcher?