A thread of everything Hezbollah doesn't do while always doing them a summary of apologist talking points which you might see sold to English-speaking audiences on your feed today because these people will assume you know nothing
Hezbollah doesn't murder, except for the long list of communists, liberals and conservatives it has been murdering since the 1980s The only thing dozens of murdered figures have in common is opposition to Assad and Hezbollah. They have nothing else in common.
Hezbollah doesn't do sectarianism, except when it calls every Sunni they don't like takfiris and every Shia they don't like 'embassy Shias' and every Christian they don't like 'agents of Israel'.
Hezbollah always puts Lebanese safety first, except when it invades Syrian territory, help out Iraqi sectarians fuck up Iraq, and takes order from Iran. Hezbollah is very pro-Lebanon, except when Nasrallah literally tells us they 100% depend on Iran for everything they do.
Hezbollah doesn't censor, except when it doesn't allow certain channels in 'their' areas because they view 'their' areas as their private property and they view all Lebanese Shias as their private property.
Hezbollah is open-minded, except when they call feminism a foreign import and describe LGBTQ Lebanese as a threat to our very existence as a society, thereby putting an already vulnerable population at risk.
Hezbollah is liberating Palestine, except when they get lost on the way and end up starving Madaya and besieging Aleppo. Hezbollah's all about resistance, except when they crush Syrian resistance to Assadist fascism.
Hezbollah's so pro-Palestine their main ally is the most rabidly anti-Palestinian party in Lebanon led by the most notorious xenophobe in modern Lebanese politics and his president father-in-law. So anti-corruption their inner circles looks like a Trump dynasty.
In summary: Hezbollah is leftwing, except for literally ticking all of the boxes of a far-right ultra-conservative movement. It doesn't kill, except when it does, it doesn't censor, except when it does. Everything's fine, nothing to see here.
