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How about that eclipse, eh? We were promised an unforgettable experience, and it's fair to say that the disappointment is something I'll remember for a long time to come.
 
Tulse Hill is so over....

The amount of posh voices filling the air with the sound of bland beige inanity is crushing the life out of the all the local wildlife....

"Do you sell cava by the glass?" is not a question I ever thought I'd hear around here....and that's just the tip of the massive iceberg that has embarked upon this titanic working class stronghold....this fucker's gonna sink and the lifeboat's gonna be full of the pearl skinned, cocktail fuelled, nduja smeared, beard birthing monsters of the Thameslink work sink.....

I'm gonna move up the hill, so when the shit goes under I aint gotta wade through the quinoa infested sewage...
 
Nanker Phelge said:
Tulse Hill is so over....

The amount of posh voices filling the air with the sound of bland beige inanity is crushing the life out of the all the local wildlife....

"Do you sell cava by the glass?" is not a question I ever thought I'd hear around here....and that's just the tip of the massive iceberg that has embarked upon this titanic working class stronghold....this fucker's gonna sink and the lifeboat's gonna be full of the pearl skinned, cocktail fuelled, nduja smeared, beard birthing monsters of the Thameslink work sink.....

I'm gonna move up the hill, so when the shit goes under I aint gotta wade through the quinoa infested sewage...
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I hear what you're saying. However, I still feel we're worlds apart from say Herne Hill as far as 'cava by the glass' and preciousness(!) go.

After watching the Trever Phillips C4 prog last night I felt privileged to live in a very ethically diverse area where there doesn't appear to be mass segregation like in lots of other parts of London. People seem to accept one another's cultural differences and get along. I believe this to be true of class too.

As far as posh twats go...they'll be everywhere, and not all the posh ones are total twats. :eek: Or are they?

I'm preparing myself for the enslaught...
 
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I think you'll have to move a bit further than that...
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I'm surprised to hear that the Saffron has only one star, although I did think it a bit strange that they park the motorbikes in the shop.

Anyway, I got food from there last night and it was great. If that is what unhygienic tastes like, give me it every time!
 
ooh Greebo - I think I met the lad you mistook for CK. I don't know if it was the same one but he was quite young and sort of more beautiful than handsome if that makes sense? - but more than that, he was absolutely lovely. Charmed my little girl and then said to me "Madame your daughter is awesome".

Good service. :D
 
Unfortunately I have never been described as either. And as time progresses I have lost my youthfulness. All I have left is my full set of teeth.
 
Our power was off. My daughter came in and woke us up because her nightlight had gone off. I didn't hear any bang. Looking out the window, Norwood Road had power, and I think Leigham Vale did as well.
 
Smick said:
Our power was off. My daughter came in and woke us up because her nightlight had gone off. I didn't hear any bang. Looking out the window, Norwood Road had power, and I think Leigham Vale did as well.
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The bang sounded like an electric 'pop' although louder than a pop. I initially though perhaps an upstairs neighbor had fallen over or drop something...but then my mobile phone light sprang on (which is does when it is removed from charging) and I realised everything was off...

Went and checked my fuse box...nothing had tripped...I woke again about 5.15am when the streetlights came back on...
 
Right fuming. The Co-op cash machine has changed and I hate change so I am fuming. It has been replced by a Cash Zone machine which a) looks shit and b) is shit because so far, it has hardly been working.

What is happening to Tulse Hill? It is going down the shitter big time :confused::mad:
 
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