Not quite - this time the council picked the wrong estate.
This time, most of the tenants, freeholders, and leaseholders want the same thing; to stay here, without anyone's existing home being demolished.
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This time, most of the tenants, freeholders, and leaseholders want the same thing; to stay here, without anyone's existing home being demolished.
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
They'll have to run that by their PR team to 'put together' a response....
Hope it's as good as Off the Cuffs riposte.
Maharani
Just like Heaven
That thread made me laff.
GypsyWings
Active Member
"PR Team" are they serious? Its a boozer in South London, don't imagine the banter in there will be up to much if they have to confer to put a reply together for this.
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Maharani
Just like Heaven
So, I went into the the Hart with some of my mates and my daughter last night around 7pm...Mostly wearing trainers.
The South American cocktail man received us very well. Then the tall guy (beard) comes out (no mention of us wearing trainers unsurprisingly) and I ask if they're still doing 50% as per Tuesday. 'No' he answers 'that was only yesterday'.
Place was empty. We sat (without being asked, I should have tested the standing at the bar rule but there were lots of us and some had sat down already), confabbed and decided it was a complete waste of money, as well that we were four veggies and there's only one weak veggie dish on the menu.
Tall beard asks if we want to move tables together as we're leaving (like he thinks we're going to stay. Arrogant). We leave and go to Mirch instead and eat a feast!
He could have bent his own rule and given us the deal today seeing as they've just opened and the place was dead, would have been a nice gesture. We'd have bought drinks too and they'd have been quids in.
No regulars in there at all at almost 7pm. Felt cold and sad. No soul.
The South American cocktail man received us very well. Then the tall guy (beard) comes out (no mention of us wearing trainers unsurprisingly) and I ask if they're still doing 50% as per Tuesday. 'No' he answers 'that was only yesterday'.
Place was empty. We sat (without being asked, I should have tested the standing at the bar rule but there were lots of us and some had sat down already), confabbed and decided it was a complete waste of money, as well that we were four veggies and there's only one weak veggie dish on the menu.
Tall beard asks if we want to move tables together as we're leaving (like he thinks we're going to stay. Arrogant). We leave and go to Mirch instead and eat a feast!
He could have bent his own rule and given us the deal today seeing as they've just opened and the place was dead, would have been a nice gesture. We'd have bought drinks too and they'd have been quids in.
No regulars in there at all at almost 7pm. Felt cold and sad. No soul.
gaijingirl
Well-Known Member
I peaked through a bit later - maybe 7:30pm and noticed it was dead - I saw a large party in Mirch having fun so I guess that was you!
Maharani
Just like Heaven
haha...I saw a lady walking buy peering in...that was you!
gaijingirl
Well-Known Member
if she was wincing in agony - me! back is buggered.
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Tulse Hill sounds like it was exciting last night. Empty pub, lady with bad back walks past Indian restaurant, woman and friends eat curry inside.
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
'Hey, Sebastian, Tulse Hill is the new Shoreditch'
'Really, Tarquin, what makes you think that?'
'I was there last night and absolutely nothing exciting was going on!'
'Really, Tarquin, what makes you think that?'
'I was there last night and absolutely nothing exciting was going on!'
Cartoon Man
Active Member
Does their 'Pulled pork' come with 'Gentleman's relish'?
gaijingirl
Well-Known Member
Maharani
Just like Heaven
Greebo?
gaijingirl
Well-Known Member
Yes! In your new trainers!
discobastard
Well-Known Member
I've just found out that tomorrow night's commitment has been cancelled, so I am well up for a meet.
I shall wear my light reflective black camo trainers
Sorry, no. Lurged up, tired, and I've got a few things which need working on. Another time.
They'll still be newish next time - and they've got reflective stripes on the toes!
gaijingirl
Well-Known Member
is reflective stuff on the verboten list because I have a shit load of that sort of thing...
Maharani
Just like Heaven
Sorry to hear that. Get better soon
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
You should all go in high vis jackets...
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
sit down and behave...
...maybe a Friday is a standing day
...maybe a Friday is a standing day
