Me, that is.
Can't even get freelance work.
have a sympathy 'like'Me, that is.
Can't even get freelance work.
What I really want to be doing is finishing any of my studies
Would it be worthwhile signing up to one of those freelance websites ? I can't recall the name of it but there is one whereby you can buy someone's programming time and skills by the hour fr'instance ?
AND coding's really excellent fucking funThis...
Do coding..
Oh thank you, that was the very one I was thinking of.Find Jobs and Hire skilled Freelancers, at a click - PeoplePerHour.com
there's a few of these websites but that's the one I know
I'm signed up to them all, and while away many hours fruitlessly trying to get any manner of work from them.Find Jobs and Hire skilled Freelancers, at a click - PeoplePerHour.com
there's a few of these websites but that's the one I know
I'm signed up to them all, and while away many hours fruitlessly trying to get any manner of work from them.
Clearly I'm totally inept.
Lie and say I've been unemployed since 2010?
I doubt many people make proper money off those sites, I had a look at them and decided it wasn't worth it for filming / editing stuff, the offered payments were way too low to do more than pick up a few bits here and there.
Can you lie for jobs you are overqualified for?
Yes of courseRE the over qualified for some jobs situation - do you have another cv geared towards those kinda jobs omitting anything that might over qualify you?
Lie and say I've been unemployed since 2010
Lie and say I've been unemployed since 2010?
There's a difference between proper money and none whatsoever. I make none at all. Fucking zero. Not one penny.
SEO copywriter, digital content writer, wordpress website builder (boss sites but can't hand code a page of hamlet from a picture so I won't get any website building jobs), installing the following os: Windows - all from '95 to 10, Linux - Ubuntu & Fedora mainly, Android 4 onwards (All inclusive root and stock), 15+ years of office administration and customer service, nearly got my class 2/cat C LGV licence (now have funding opportunity but will have to hitchhike to Somerset and live in the bushes to do it more than likely), online communities, event planning and promotions, ecommerce (have built a self-hosted eticketing solution into a woo commerce and wordpress based site with full Facebook events and online calendar integration (again my very minor coding skills preclude work in this area), tea making expert, reasonable cook, business planning for other people, plus several good start up ideas I won't ever have time to write up, and a few 'rinse and run' patentable ideas to make up for the fact that I'm pushing 40 with no family or savings.Wot's yer skillset?
I have references up the wazoo - but since regardless of tactic I never get to the 'taking up references' stage it matters little.do you know anybody who could write you a fake /semi fake reference ?I had a boss for an organisation I volunteered for who said I worked the dates I said on my job application (I hadn't) and that I was paid (I wasn't). . .
I have been self employed - this seems to be a big part of the problem.Say you've been self-employed, something you know about but that isn't connected with the job you're applying for. If you were living in a different town to where you're living now, that's even better as it'll be even harder for anyone to check what you were doing (previous addresses are pretty easy to check) or if you happen to be in interview with someone who is into whatever you've chosen that might know that you're not part of things in that town. As long as you're not going to get tripped up by facebook, linkedin or something like that and you can maintain a bare faced lie in interview, it's not likely you'll get caught out imo.
edit: you need reasons why you no longer want to be self-employed, for me it was being shit at sales, but wanting a regular income is another useable one if being shit at sales would be bad for the role you're applying for.
This stuck out as potentially worthwhile - I know a number of self employed people and small businesses who could do with a business plan but no idea at all how to write one - have you tried pimping yourself out as doing this ?.... business planning for other people....
I have been self employed - this seems to be a big part of the problem.
Nothing major but can't do agency social care - though weirdly I can get X site clearance.Don't know how fucked up your CRB is, but are social care jobs an option for now.