"it's been 25 minutes they took that man away
moaning about no TV all through night and day
oh oh, Robinson go away"
moaning about no TV all through night and day
oh oh, Robinson go away"
Tommy Robinson, the court case and (guffaw) 'free speech'
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flyingcolumn
Active Member
Surely even the hard core Robinson fans will see through this. Claiming the money raised is so Tommy’s kids don’t go hungry
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Just saying ...
Hard cheese, old man.
Get a Dutchman to burn it down?
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Starry Wisdom
I'm not too concerned about where they're from
A380
How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?
Top work.
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Starry Wisdom
*post of the month*
friedaweed
Me and me girl named Jane
Always asking for money!
JimW
支那暗杀团
I went into a burger bar to get a glass o' shake,
The server, well 'e up an' sez, "We serve no bigots on the make."
The girls beside the window laughed an' giggled fit to die,
I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:
O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, go away";
But it's "Thank you, Mister Lennon", when the crowdfund starts to pay,
The crowdfund starts to pay, my boys, crowdfund starts to pay,
O it's "Thank you, Mister Lennon", when the crowdfund starts to pay.
The server, well 'e up an' sez, "We serve no bigots on the make."
The girls beside the window laughed an' giggled fit to die,
I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:
O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, go away";
But it's "Thank you, Mister Lennon", when the crowdfund starts to pay,
The crowdfund starts to pay, my boys, crowdfund starts to pay,
O it's "Thank you, Mister Lennon", when the crowdfund starts to pay.
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SpineyNorman
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I want to do a song that's a Christian hym but with Tommy instead of jesus cos they're very similar when you think of it, the Mandela comparison doesn't really do him justice.
Unfortunately I'm a lazy twat and can't be arsed unless it's on a plate like the Mandela song so I'd like everyone to pretend I did one and it was the funniest song ever on urban.
Unfortunately I'm a lazy twat and can't be arsed unless it's on a plate like the Mandela song so I'd like everyone to pretend I did one and it was the funniest song ever on urban.
SpackleFrog
Smash showy bell-bottom pants and sporty haircuts
Mate that was fuckin genius a musical highlight for the ages.
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
It didn't quite scan though.
SpineyNorman
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That was deliberate, the bits that sound like they're not scanning are the important bits, it's to make you focus on them. Like when Shakespeare doesn't use the iambic pentameter for a main character.
Come to think of it I am to Shakespeare what Tommy is to jesus
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Starry Wisdom
The founder of the edl
Found himself in a prison cell
A screw wan'd'rin in
Stood there sniffin
Shouted change your trousers, get rid of that smell
Found himself in a prison cell
A screw wan'd'rin in
Stood there sniffin
Shouted change your trousers, get rid of that smell
SpineyNorman
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Pleaded the causes of the EDL
One little man in a small jail cell
His hooter abused
But the coke is not free
He needs you to send him all your money
Freeeee Tommy Robinson
A380
How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?
Tomeh, Tomeh, Tomeh, Tomeh
I’m begging of you please don’t con my Nan
Tomeh, Tomeh, Tomeh, Tomeh
Please don’t con her just because you can
Your bullshit is beyond compare
You lie far more than Tony Blair
With milk shakey skin and looks of Mr Bean
I’m begging of you please don’t con my Nan
Tomeh, Tomeh, Tomeh, Tomeh
Please don’t con her just because you can
Your bullshit is beyond compare
You lie far more than Tony Blair
With milk shakey skin and looks of Mr Bean
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
Stand by your Nan,
Give her the strength to cling to
The fact that Tom will be locked up
When nights are cold and lonely
Stand by your Nan
And show the world you love her
By laughing while the Yaxley’s in the can
Stand by your Nan
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Starry Wisdom
Stephen Yaxley-Lennon
Was jailed for contemptuous venom
He feared being killed
So his trousers he filled
And his jeans turned from blue to brown denim
Was jailed for contemptuous venom
He feared being killed
So his trousers he filled
And his jeans turned from blue to brown denim
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
There once was a cokehead named stephen
Who claimed he was jailed for no reason
His supporters claimed
That he had been framed
But he left them a vast bill for dry cleanin
Who claimed he was jailed for no reason
His supporters claimed
That he had been framed
But he left them a vast bill for dry cleanin
Mother do you think that I’ve done wrong?
Mother do you think I’ll serve too long?
Mother will they chin me in the halls?
Ooooooh Mother,
Will I get out of here at all?
Hush now Tommy Tommy don’t you cry
The screws have said they will look after you
Your foes will be on exercise
Whilst you’re cleaning loos
Ooh of course, but I’ll still be a bore
Mother do you think I’ll serve too long?
Mother will they chin me in the halls?
Ooooooh Mother,
Will I get out of here at all?
Hush now Tommy Tommy don’t you cry
The screws have said they will look after you
Your foes will be on exercise
Whilst you’re cleaning loos
Ooh of course, but I’ll still be a bore
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SpineyNorman
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Tommy Robinson
You ain't happy less you got coke
Robinson
Going to the beast wing and it ain't no joke
He wants to go to jail for the money
Sniffing loads of coke for his country
Whatever he wants he's gonna get it
Robinson
Goes to alton towers for a day of fun
Robinson
Waiting in the queue till kingdom come
Won't let him on the rides because he's 4 foot 3
Thinks its an Islamic conspiracy
Whatever he wants he's gonna get it
You ain't happy less you got coke
Robinson
Going to the beast wing and it ain't no joke
He wants to go to jail for the money
Sniffing loads of coke for his country
Whatever he wants he's gonna get it
Robinson
Goes to alton towers for a day of fun
Robinson
Waiting in the queue till kingdom come
Won't let him on the rides because he's 4 foot 3
Thinks its an Islamic conspiracy
Whatever he wants he's gonna get it
Raheem
Well-Known Member
Novak Djokovic has won the men's singles at Wimbledon, too. Such a powerful effect you don't even have to be English for it to work.
SpineyNorman
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So he got himself locked up because he knew it would make England win the world Cup. The greatest English patriot since that bloke who got done for shop lifting in 1966
agricola
a genuine importer of owls
Pickles?
SpackleFrog
Smash showy bell-bottom pants and sporty haircuts
He couldn't have done it last year for a World Cup that actually mattered?
Prick.
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Starry Wisdom
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