Tommy Robinson, the court case and (guffaw) 'free speech'

[M Testa]

The Fraud's Prayer.

Our Tommy
Who art in Belmarsh
Hollow be your boasts
Your kingdom sucks
Full of thick fucks who
In Perth or on the Severn
Give you today their daily bread
And forgive you all your cons
As you do milk them.
Lead them into a kettle,
And deliver them from freedom,
For thine is a small cell,
Up on the nonce wing,
For ever and ever.
Conmen.

 

[SpackleFrog]

The Fraud's Prayer.

Our Tommy
Who art in Belmarsh
Hollow be your boasts
Your kingdom sucks
Full of thick fucks who
In Perth or on the Severn
Give you today their daily bread
And forgive you all your cons
As you do milk them.
Lead them into a kettle,
And deliver them from freedom,
For thine is a small cell,
Up on the nonce wing,
For ever and ever.
Conmen.

Love reax only.

 

[M Testa]

Love reax only.

eh?

 

[SpackleFrog]

eh?

Love reactions only. I liked your poem.

 

[M Testa]

i must confess to some slight plagiarism but will absorb plaudits anyhoots!

 

[tonysingh]

i must confess to some slight plagiarism but will absorb plaudits anyhoots!

Slight plagiarism? I'm half inching that to read at a poetry open mic.

 

[friedaweed]

Bono gets in touch with the Luton mosque and arranges a charridy gig to enable Tommy to flee his English oppressors and find refuge in the US.

Woah, woah
He's the refugee
I see your face
I see you staring back at me

Woah, woah
He's the refugee
Luton's Iman say one day He's gonna
Live in America

In the morning
He is waiting
Waiting for the slop out wail
Wail away

Woah, woah
The papa go to war
He gonna fight
But he don't know what for

Woah, woah
He is refuge Tommy
Stuck in Belmarsh
Served with a social media dummy

Woah Woah
He's been very silly
Could be an Irish deportee
Someone somewhere say
He'll probably end up in AmeriKKKa


Edge solo whilst Bono does that crowd thing with a free Tommy flag... "He's ouyrish noy, a brother in that struggle ya'll" Three chords and the truth sort of thing.

and at least 4 more choruses and a long bass solo from Adam

 

[SpineyNorman]

Just when I was thinking nobody is more of a cunt than Tommy up steps Bono

 

[friedaweed]

Just when I was thinking nobody is more of a cunt than Tommy up steps Bono

It's a match made in Heaven

 

[Kaka Tim]

The Fraud's Prayer.

Our Tommy
Who art in Belmarsh
Hollow be your boasts
Your kingdom sucks
Full of thick fucks who
In Perth or on the Severn
Give you today their daily bread
And forgive you all your cons
As you do milk them.
Lead them into a kettle,
And deliver them from freedom,
For thine is a small cell,
Up on the nonce wing,
For ever and ever.
Conmen.

That is mint. Up there with Ian Dury's "bus drivers prayer"

 

[cyril_smear]

Is there a live feed of what's happening outside court?

Is that allowed haha poor poor pour me another drink for timmy

 

[Irwin Winton]

Ive got one.... 'Twat' by John Cooper Clarke

 

[Pickman's model]

The Fraud's Prayer.

Our Tommy
Who art in Belmarsh
Hollow be your boasts
Your kingdom sucks
Full of thick fucks who
In Perth or on the Severn
Give you today their daily bread
And forgive you all your cons
As you do milk them.
Lead them into a kettle,
And deliver them from freedom,
For thine is a small cell,
Up on the nonce wing,
For ever and ever.
Conmen.

that's the best post you've ever made

 

[SpackleFrog]

that's the best post you've ever made

Do you make a post? It never sounds right to me.

Surely you post a thing, or you do a post. You don't make a post?

 

[Pickman's model]

Do you make a post? It never sounds right to me.

Surely you post a thing, or you do a post. You don't make a post?

contributed
written
made
all much of a muchness, doesn't matter anyway - it's the best post he has on urban

 

[TopCat]

Enough of this shit poetry. It's shameful.

 

[SpackleFrog]

contributed
written
made
all much of a muchness, doesn't matter anyway - it's the best post he has on urban

Totally agree, just was wondering. And I'm bored of work and nothing seems to be happening today.

 

[Pickman's model]

Totally agree, just was wondering. And I'm bored of work and nothing seems to be happening today.

dinner time now tho

 

[SpackleFrog]

dinner time now tho

Microwaveable veggie lasagne. Uninspiring. And I had a shit date last night.

Cheer us up eh, Pickers?

 

[TopCat]

Microwaveable veggie lasagne. Uninspiring. And I had a shit date last night.

Cheer us up eh, Pickers?

Cheers us up instead. Tell us about the shit date.

 

[isvicthere?]

Do you make a post? It never sounds right to me.

Surely you post a thing, or you do a post. You don't make a post?

Ah, the do/make conundrum of English! Oh, to be like French/German/Spanish, where they only have one verb: faire/machen/hacer.

 

[SpackleFrog]

Cheers us up instead. Tell us about the shit date.

Nah fam.

 

[TopCat]

Nah fam.

Great big meanie

 

[Pickman's model]

Microwaveable veggie lasagne. Uninspiring. And I had a shit date last night.

Cheer us up eh, Pickers?

Pickers might be able to - i doubt i can

find i'm owed £100 from overtime last year, chasing that up
treating myself to a pub lunch
and ice cream for afters

 

[SpackleFrog]

Pickers might be able to - i doubt i can

find i'm owed £100 from overtime last year, chasing that up
treating myself to a pub lunch
and ice cream for afters

'Kinell. Rub it in why don't you?

 

[SpackleFrog]

Great big meanie

It's really not that interesting!

 

[M Testa]

Enough of this shit poetry. It's shameful.

(... mutters 'just cos you cant do poems or anything!')

 

[M Testa]

that's the best post you've ever made

i did have a little 'divine assistance' with it.

 

[Pickman's model]

i did have a little 'divine assistance' with it.

i know

Spoiler

a little liquid inspiration

 

[ViolentPanda]

Free Tommy.

Doesn't quite have the same cachet as "Free Nelson Mandela", does it?