The Tuts make dubious allegations after Brixton Windmill gig

[Blagsta]

(Mis-post)

Sexist

The correct term is Ms post

 

[Brixton Hatter]

I think that's fair enough though as I'm not sure they sell bones behind the bar

Yeah...because they're anti-dog doggists!

 

[Crispy]

That's Ms. Post to you

EDIT: Blagsta eats poo

 

[TopCat]

That's not an entirely fair thing to take the piss out of. My kids have a double barreled surname cos me and my partner aren't married. Doesn't mean we're posh!

Posh fucker, Even more so now you moved to brum.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Yeah...because they're anti-dog doggists!

and you notice how the female dog is stuck out the back. Out of sight, out of mind, like all good women should be

 

[TopCat]

and you notice how the female dog is stuck out the back. Out of sight, out of mind, like all good women should be

Until roof dog savagely penetrates her whilst biting her neck.

 

[twistedAM]

I think that's fair enough though as I'm not sure they sell bones behind the bar

Roof Dog's a sly one. Seamus thinks there's marrow in the bones but there's vodka jelly shots instead.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Roof Dog's a sly one. Seamus thinks there's marrow in the bones but there's vodka jelly shots instead.

That's ok, as long as it's not red wine. Red wine makes some people go funny in the head

 

[sheothebudworths]

Anyway, whatever happened I should probably leave this thread now because I stopped going to the Windmill years ago because the Ladies was totally minging and you had to access them via an unlit bit that was full of brooms, mops and buckets. That's probably not the case any more all these years later, and probably not affected in the least by my one-woman boycott of pubs with grim lavs.

 

[a bigoted woman]

i totally just read that as

Anyway, whatever happened I should probably leave this thread now because I stopped going to the Windmill years ago because the ladies were totally minging and you had to access them via an unlit bit that was full of brooms, mops and buckets.

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Of course I realise now, thanks to my lesson in feminism from the Tuts, that it was a sexist patriarchal broom.

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Good job I hit it first.

 

[Citizen66]

That was no broom. It was an emo kid skulking in the shadows.

 

[Brixton Hatter]

And just when you thought things were quieting down...

http://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/whens-the-tuts-next-gig.295907

 

[ViolentPanda]

So what has been learned from this?

1) It’s not a good idea to bring your own drink into a pub
2) It’s not a good idea to be verbally abusive when pulled on it
3) It’s not a good idea to have words to the effect that “trouble follows you around” on your website
4) You shouldn’t post stuff on public forums like Twitter and then object to them being posted elsewhere
5) If a pub landlord or barstaff want to bundle people out of a pub using force, they should be aware of the consequences when doing so
6) This has been good publicity for The Tuts and The Windmill
7) This has been bad publicity for The Tuts and The Windmill
8) Things can get very messy when drink is involved
9) RaverDrew is a sexist
10) RaverDrew isn't a sexist
11) Roofdog was not involved in any way whatsoever
12) Urban75 got lots more visitors

Please feel free to add to list

13) Roofdog will piss on people if you pay him a box of Bonio.

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

You're not mistaken. Wish I'd taken screenshots now.



eta. it's possible you and I imagined those posts, but I don't think so. I'm somewhat pissed off that some young women think feminism entails getting boozed up and violent like some sort of caricature of maleness

ladettes have rights too you know

 

[Badgers]

13) Roofdog will pisson people if you pay him a box of Bonio.

14) It is impossible to make sense on twitter

 

[Badgers]

ladettes have rights too you know

What about lads?

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

What about lads?

obviously not

 

[ViolentPanda]

14) It is impossible to make sense on twitter

15) It is sdometimes impossible to make sense of twitter.

 

[Nanker Phelge]

So what happened?

 

[Lord Camomile]

So what happened?

Imagine if FoxyRed played The Windmill...

 

[quimcunx]

So what happened?

We don't know. There are a number of different accounts on the thread. Choose which one you prefer.

 

[Nanker Phelge]

Imagine if FoxyRed played The Windmill...

Oh, I hope the fish are alright....

 

[Nanker Phelge]

We don't know. There are a number of different accounts on the thread. Choose which one you prefer.

Miss Scarlett in the Kitchen with the Lead Pipe?

 

[isvicthere?]

Imagine if FoxyRed played The Windmill...

 

[pogofish]

I'm actually hoping this band comes to Scotland - I'll ensure a couple of well-connected venue owners get to know about this thread!

 

[Orang Utan]

I'm actually hoping this band comes to Scotland - I'll ensure a couple of well-connected venue owners get to know about this thread!

 

[kittyP]

It seems that the saying about not being able to have your cake and eat it, sums up this whole debacle.
From there prior tweets/fb about gig violence, to this thread.

Tut tut

 

[a bigoted woman]

not being able to have your vodka and drink it?