High Voltage
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I was at a party Saturday/Sunday and that was the last time I drank water. About half a small bottle throughout the night
Two words
Fever Tree
Mrs Voltz's favourite tonic is becoming increasingly difficult to buy in the preferred 8 x 150ml tins as a result of this farce
Have you tried one yet? I bought a can the other day and it was rank. I believe the Scots were stockpiling it a few months ago due to the sugar being reduced in it.Luckily my 24 cans of Irn Bru arrived this mornig - 34g of sugar PER MUTHA FUCKING
Have you tried one yet? I bought a can the other day and it was rank. I believe the Scots were stockpiling it a few months ago due to the sugar being reduced in it.
Oh, it's fucking awful. It tastes exactly like their low-cal one (Xtra?), so why bother with the half-sugar, half-sweetener one if all it tastes of is sweetener?Have you tried one yet? I bought a can the other day and it was rank. I believe the Scots were stockpiling it a few months ago due to the sugar being reduced in it.
Ask High VoltageOh, it's fucking awful. It tastes exactly like their low-cal one (Xtra?), so why bother with the half-sugar, half-sweetener one if all it tastes of is sweetener?
Where can I get some of this contraband Bru?
Oh, it's fucking awful. It tastes exactly like their low-cal one (Xtra?), so why bother with the half-sugar, half-sweetener one if all it tastes of is sweetener?
Where can I get some of this contraband Bru?
Yep. But it's practically double in price. I paid £1.80 for a 330ml bottle, but hungover so yeah.Is coke the only soft drink that's still all sugar?
I noticed with dismay that Ting has gone down the sweetener route, I need sugar when I have a hangover damnit
Is coke the only soft drink that's still all sugar?
I noticed with dismay that Ting has gone down the sweetener route, I need sugar when I have a hangover damnit
From what I see in supermarkets, what's happening now is instead of people buying a 1.5l bottle of coke, they're buying 25 cans on special offer, because something... Oops!So apart from making soft drinks more expensive and/or taste worse, how and when are we supposed to tell that this latest regressive tax is actually doing anything to combat obesity or whatever excuse it was?
Or ginger ale. Or ginger beer. Or a whole lot of things...so you cant get tonic without fucking sweeteners in now?
You can buy Irn Bru on ebay? truly this is a golden age! Or at least a swollen piss-coloured ageShite, wish I'd thought of stockpiling and selling on. This guys basically a dealer!
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I bet they'll be taxing that as well soon. Irn Bru is just the start.You can still burn as much petrol as you like though right?
I'm just going to have to start buying 1kg bags of sugar, carry one with me at all times and chuck a spoonful or two to taste into every "low/no sugar" drink I buy.
That'll cost me all of 1p extra per beverage. Ha! Fuck you exchequer.
I'm about fifteen feet away from a fridge full of the stuff right now!
Dear High Voltage
Thank you for your email and for taking the time to contact Fever Tree.
In light of the recently implemented sugar tax, supermarkets have made the decision to make some changes to the products that they will stock. Our signature Indian Tonic Water, Mediterranean, Aromatic and Elderflower Tonic Waters will be available in both Refreshingly Light and full sugar in 500ml bottles in most supermarkets. Everything else will move to the Refreshingly Light versions.
We are always looking at ways to reduce sugar in our products without using artificial sweeteners. As a result we are proud to have recently launched our Refreshingly Light range all of which have been made with fruit sugar and are naturally low in calories. We will continue to look at ways to reduce our sugar content without compromising on the flavour of which we are so proud.
Thank you again for taking the time to write to us and I will be sure to pass your comments on to our Innovation Team as your feedback is valuable to us.
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Assistant to Senior Team
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