The Ochlympics: Glasgow 2014

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Why is she in a car...why?

'cos she's OLD! It's a long way to walk and she hasn't got a mobility scooter yet

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Should they really allow Philip out with a load of people not from these shores!

 

[Lord Camomile]

I. Own. You. All.

All of you! You're all miiiiine! Now line up and lick my boots.

 

[Espresso]

Why is she in a car...why?

She came in by parachute in London and told them there was no way she was ever doing THAT again.

 

[weepiper]

Oh fuck off!!

 

[Santino]

Why is she in a car...why?

Perhaps the real question is 'Why aren't YOU in a car?'

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

The audience don't seem to like this song

 

[starfish]

Dont often hear that sung round these parts.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

'cos she's OLD! It's a long way to walk and she hasn't got a mobility scooter yet

I would pay 50p to see her on a mobility scooter

 

[Dan U]

someone give Phillip a few gins and the microphone, liven this up a bit.

 

[Lord Camomile]

'cos she's OLD! It's a long way to walk and she hasn't got a mobility scooter yet

Kickstarter campaign to buy the Queen a segway?

I'm glad I posted that during the anthem. Fucking disrespectful dirge that it is

 

[weepiper]

Dont often hear that sung round these parts.

How much are we getting paid for the use of the stadium??

 

[Gingerman]

Everyone standing to attention I hope

 

[Lord Camomile]

I would pay 50p to see her on a mobility scooter

How much to see her on a Segway?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Needs more Begbie.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

How much to see her on a Segway?

75p!

 

[Espresso]

Give us the real Proclaimers!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Oh, here we fucking go...

 

[weepiper]

Soooo... politics have no place in these Games, eh?

 

[mwgdrwg]

Balletic Proclaimers, motherfuckers!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Wondered how long before we heard Proclaimers

 

[Lord Camomile]

Der-der-dun-der! The words are der-der-dun-der!

 

[Plumdaff]

"500 miles as never heard before"

Yes. Shitely. Get the real bloody Proclaimers.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I hope no-one's stuck behind that screen. I'd ask for my money back.

Ok, few problems with pretty pictures of Scotland.

 

[starfish]

Needs more Begbie.

Hes fae Edinburgh We want Rab C.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Sydney's let itself go a bit...

 

[steveo87]

Here's a teaser urban: without using wiki, name 4 Proclaimers songs.

 

[weepiper]

I must say twitter is cheering me up during this godawful classist Victorian unionist pish

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Where's Sean Connery and the helicopter?

 

[Santino]

Lord, grant that Marshal Wade,
May by thy mighty aid,
Victory bring.
May he sedition hush,
and like a torrent rush,
Rebellious Scots to crush,
God save The King.