The Ochlympics: Glasgow 2014

[gabi]

This is the shittest thing I've ever seen. Love it.

 

[Espresso]

What was that purple thing?.

That was the heather, where the men do something I've forgotten and the women blether.
Hahahahaha!

 

[sleaterkinney]

They invented pneumatic tires.

 

[weepiper]

The crowd appears to be shellshocked.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Was that a redheaded Maria Gomez?!

 

[Santino]

The crowd appears to be shellshocked.

Shelljocked

 

[Lord Camomile]

If that was it, at 11 minutes it's certainly shorter than most opening ceremonies!

 

[Lord Camomile]

This is a bit more Eurovision than Olympics

 

[Belushi]

That was so crap it was brilliant!

 

[gabi]

Make it stop

 

[Dan U]

i am staggered there were empty seats, staggered.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

If that was it, at 11 minutes it's certainly shorter than most opening ceremonies!

Not seen Rod yet!

 

[starfish]

That wis pure dead brilliant so it was by ra way.

 

[Gingerman]

Now I really want a tunnock's teacake and a cuppa after that

 

[QueenOfGoths]

This is a bit more Eurovision than Olympics

And your point is caller

 

[The Boy]

This shite here is why I'm voting no.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Well, this is different. Normally the audio is recorded and the visual is live

 

[Belushi]

Its all gone folky now

 

[Dillinger4]

This is a bit more Eurovision than Olympics

I was just thinking the very same

 

[Espresso]

Should we not be having that well known professional Scottish Cockney Mr Rod Stewart singing this?

 

[weepiper]

I need a vomit smiley.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

When are the Tunnock Tea Cakes coming back!!

 

[gabi]

Fucking Jesus.

This is gruelling. I can't take my eyes off it though.

Referendum, now.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Well, this is different. Normally the audio is recorded and the visual is live

Oh God, I've just realised - it's the Chinese Olympics all over again! I bet less than 10% of the voices we heard belong to the people we saw!

 

[The Boy]

"The people of Glasgow".

There's fucking twelve of them

 

[Lord Camomile]

This is gruelling. I can't take my eyes off it though.

Just. Like. Scotland

 

[Belushi]

aaargghhh rod

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Should we not be having that well known professional Scottish Cockney Mr Rod Stewart singing this?

And here he is!!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Here's Rod Stewart! Singing like an American!

 

[Espresso]

Ah, here he is. In a tinfoil suit, apparently.