The Ochlympics: Glasgow 2014

[Plumdaff]

Oh ffs just get Kylie on. I fucking detest the Gold Coast and I've never considered it before this blandfest.

 

[Dillinger4]

You see the Gold Coast looks beautiful but all I see is heat, spiders, snakes, sweat, jellyfish, outdoor lifestyle, surfing etc....all of which is just so...not me! I'm much more Glasgow

they are making me feel like a moaning pommy bastard with all their sunny enthusiasm

 

[Dillinger4]

wait minute this was the singer at the half time show in the last Eurovision

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

You see the Gold Coast looks beautiful but all I see is heat, spiders, snakes, sweat, jellyfish, outdoor lifestyle, surfing etc....all of which is just so...not me! I'm much more Glasgow

The Guardian live commentary

This is now straight terrible, and basically informing everyone that Gold Coast is hot, but unbearably annoying

 

[free spirit]

wait minute this was the singer at the half time show in the last Eurovision

you've just failed cheesy's proper urbz test

 

[Dillinger4]

you've just failed cheesy's proper urbz test

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Oh lord not a naff royal!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Was that the Krankies in that tent!!?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

“These games bring the spirit of our Commonwealth”, says Edward, the chosen royal, then talks about sharing our “common wealth”. Which presumably exempts him from sharing his uncommon wealth. He proclaims the games closed.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Come on Kyle, hurry up and finish up. This is getting boring

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I like this one of Kylie's though

 

[FiFi]

Come on Kyle, hurry up and finish up. This is getting boring

Oh give over! The Resident Teen is dancing round the room, loving it!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

You need to get in the spirit and do the locomotion Minnie_the_Minx

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Oh give over! The Resident Teen is dancing round the room, loving it!

Is she doing The Locomotion?

 

[free spirit]

Oh give over! The Resident Teen is dancing round the room, loving it!

so was I for that one before the locamotion. class tune that one.

 

[FiFi]

Is she doing The Locomotion?

Try and stop her!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

You need to get in the spirit and do the locomotion Minnie_the_Minx

Nah, far too much effort

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

The athletes don't seem to be dancing. There needs to be more cameras on the athletes instead of those volunteer dancers who are dressed up and look silly

 

[QueenOfGoths]

No we don't want serious Kylie we want dancing Kylie!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Oh give over! The Resident Teen is dancing round the room, loving it!

Is she still dancing or has she fallen asleep?

 

[FiFi]

Is she still dancing or has she fallen asleep?

Went to get a glass of water and got back just in time for the tempo to pick up again!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

No Proclaimers!

 

[Plumdaff]

No Proclaimers!

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[free spirit]

No Proclaimers!

ay, that's a bit odd. Were they on the opening ceremony?

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

What is this awful shite?

Edit: Ach too harsh, Kylie is all right

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

ay, that's a bit odd. Were they on the opening ceremony?

No

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Clare Balding & Co having a dance was more entertaining than most of that

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

Seeing the wee segment they did with Usain Bolt wandering around the track, high-fiving toddlers and getting a million pics taken. That's how you win, with easy charm.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Seeing the wee segment they did with Usain Bolt wandering around the track, high-fiving toddlers and getting a million pics taken. That's how you win, with easy charm.

Thought this was quite funny

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I'm still watching recordings.