The Ochlympics: Glasgow 2014

[The Boy]

I thought Ian Thorpe was walking as if he had something up his bum, but he's probably just struggling to let the others keep up with his giant's footsteps.

 

[Gingerman]

Nicole David is v cute....

 

[JTG]

Well, obviously. It's just one of the larger teams, is all.

Doesn't cost much to send a team to Glasgow from Douglas

 

[The Boy]

A good chunk of the Brit cycling squad is from IoM isn't it?

 

[The Boy]

Is Billy Connoly unwell?

 

[Gingerman]

Is Billy Connoly unwell?

Prostate cancer ....in remission I think

 

[JTG]

A good chunk of the Brit cycling squad is from IoM isn't it?

Funny way of describing Mark Cavendish

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

Is Billy Connoly unwell?

Fraid so - Parkinsons

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Nicole David is v cute....

I was thinking she had unusual looks. Half Chinese Malaysian/Half Indian Malaysian

Top squash player apparently

"considered by some to be one of the top players of all time" according to Wiki

 

[Lord Camomile]

That's still in Scotland, for a Scottish audience Fair enough though, I just thought I'd heard his accent less pronounced before.

That's not a kora someone's playing, is it? Probably not...

 

[The Boy]

Prostate cancer ....in remission I think

Ah. I was kinda hoping it was just cos I hadn't seen him on telly for a while.

 

[weepiper]

That's still in Scotland, for a Scottish audience Fair enough though, I just thought I'd heard his accent less pronounced before.

That's not a kora someone's playing, is it? Probably not...

My point was, he's not laying it on thick for the home crowd - he's moderating it the rest of the time.

 

[Lord Camomile]

My point was, he's not laying it on thick for the home crowd - he's moderating it the rest of the time.

Aye, fair enough.

 

[Gingerman]

Hurry up tae fuck.....its past the Queens bedtime

 

[The Boy]

Funny way of describing Mark Cavendish

Plus Kennaugh, Bellis and others.

Quarter of the squad by my reckoning.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Yeah, hurry up, I wanna watch Corrie

 

[JTG]

Plus Kennaugh, Bellis and others.

Quarter of the squad by my reckoning.

I was trying to be funny

 

[The Boy]

I was trying to be funny

Oh, sorry.

It's been an emotional evening. *sniff*

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Bring it on

Americanisms thread thataway

 

[JTG]

Oh, sorry.

It's been an emotional evening. *sniff*

It's ok, you're amongst friends here

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

Jeez dude, you've got broadcast mikes in front of you.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Yang Amat Mulia Tunku Tan Sri Imran ibni al-Marhum Tuanku Ja’afar al-Haj, Tunku Muda, of Serting. (born 21 March 1948) is the second son of late Tuanku Jaafar of Negeri Sembilan.

Imran for short

 

[Lord Camomile]

Yang Amat Mulia Tunku Tan Sri Imran ibni al-Marhum Tuanku Ja’afar al-Haj, Tunku Muda, of Serting. (born 21 March 1948) is the second son of late Tuanku Jaafar of Negeri Sembilan.

Imran for short

My friend is half Malaysian and has something like, I think, nine names. She's gone by three different names in her time, which has caused a bit of confusion for friends she's had since she was a kid

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Is it the Queen now...do we have tug our forelocks?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

My friend is half Malaysian and has something like, I think, nine names. She's gone by three different names in her time, which has caused a bit of confusion for friends she's had since she was a kid

Yeah, they're a bit greedy! They have a royal family for every state as well

 

[The Boy]

Is it the Queen now...do we have tug our forelocks?

Nah. Just some folk twatting about in skirts.

edit: tell a lie. Here the cunt is now.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Chris fucking Hoy

Oh, the Queen

 

[Lord Camomile]

Smash it against the wall!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Lol!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Better be fucking worth it now!