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The dog thread is better than the cat thread, because it features dogs.

tommers, sometimes I've been lucky with the cats and able to crush them up in tasty yogurt paste. I think pet shops do vitamin paste for dogs, maybe that would help. Or a soft cheese, provided it doesn't have any nasties in it ? Gravy ?

I think vets should offer "how to pill your pet" courses.
 
We're trying to give our dog worming tablets. Have tried wrapping them in ham and cheese, or craftily inside a chicken nugget but no luck. She literally eats everything around them and then spits the tablet out.

Any tips? The alternative is to take her to the vets and let them do that "shove it to the back of the throat and then rub their neck thing" but she absolutely hates the vets and wont get in the car for ages afterwards if we try it.

She's a fucking pain sometimes tbf. :D
Open her mouth, place the tablet on the back of her tongue and then hold it shut for a sec (she'll be able to breathe through her nose). Tablet will be swallowed.
 
I had to buy worming medicine so I could just squirt it down Cara. She would do exactly as you say with pills hidden in food tommers, and although she will let me out things in her mouth the hold closed trick just doesn't work. She only sulks for a couple of hours with the medicine. Not like the two days huff I get for flea treatment.
 
I had to buy worming medicine so I could just squirt it down Cara. She would do exactly as you say with pills hidden in food tommers, and although she will let me out things in her mouth the hold closed trick just doesn't work. She only sulks for a couple of hours with the medicine. Not like the two days huff I get for flea treatment.
What's worming medicine? This sounds promising
 
Bella has such a cute face Jessiedog!

Yeah, she's cute. And a mental little beast!


Meanwhile, who was it that posted the "dream job" advert at Yappy?

I've submitted my application!

They asked for a fewer-than-200-word "Why should we hire you as our Chief Puppy Officer?".

I tried this (and imagine it'll immediately rule me out)!


Simply because I'm a deeply passionate dog lover and long-experienced multi-dog owner, part-time professional trainer, behavioural expert and animal rights activist.

Hands on, flexible and prepared to muck-in with a "can do" attitude; globally traveled and multi-culturally aware, with wide ranging expertise across an array of business and social disciplines and extensive experience consulting to SME's.

Intelligent, sensitive and intuitive, with progressive thinking and strong, people-focused, leadership and training abilities. Incurably curious, hungry to learn and open to new experiences; a team player and strategic thinker yet comfortable with detailed, individual analysis. A solution driven, customer oriented, problem solver.

Oh! And I'm quintessentially photogenic!

Woof




I doubt I'll get a response but if I do, it'll likely be: "Fuck off bitch!"


Be nice to each other, doggy peeps.

Blessings.

Woof
 
I love her perpetually crossed paws Jessiedog :) like an urbane chat show host.

Good to see you again, hope you're keeping well.


Yeah. Sort of. She reminds me of a kind of laid back Christopher Hitchens type. Or perhaps I'm just anthropomorphising again (or simply, yet again, projecting my insecure fantasies due to my own lack of intellectualism; or something!).

Either way, she has me beat.

And I love her to bits.

;)

Woof
 
Bella's been nibbling at me. Harassing me. Whinging, whining, barking at me. Pushing me.

I said: No!

But it's nearly 6:00 am and I'm fucked and need to sleep.

So, at her behest. Forgive me. I really need to sleep.

She said to tell you all ...

Watch the video, listen carefully to the lyrics and the tune. Focus!

And ...

"Get your fuckin' paws up!"

So, I've done it.

Can we fucking sleep now, Bells, PLEASE?!

Indulge yourselves. Immerse yourselves. Lose yourselves. It's five minutes.

What's that, Bell Bell?

Ah, she says to remind you to: "Get your fucking paws up!"

Please, Bells. I've done it. Can we sleep now? Really? Thank fuck!

G'night, one and all. And remember. Never forget. Be nice to each other.

And ... Get your fucking paws up!




;)

And keep thinking! 🐬


Woof
 
Stinky dog.
Archie was a big, energetic and very good natured black Labrador who lived in the apartment next to mine in our village in Cyprus. His owner, K, works shifts and I have frequently had the joy of taking him for long walks in the countryside around the village.

The village is set back about a mile from the sea by a ridge that’s covered with corn fields, olive groves, and carob trees. There are no sheep up there.

Our preferred walking country though is to landward where there are big rolling corn fields separated by hedges, and a couple of sheep farms. The corn is all harvested now and Archie ranged far and wide foraging under the hedges but always keeping an eye on me and coming back when called. When there was a choice of routes as the tracks split and diverged ahead of us he always waited there until I caught up with him and decided which way to go.

Now that the crops are all down the sheep flocks are out in the care of shepherds but Archie had shown no interest in them but they, the sheep, had left lots of smelly droppings that did interest him and in which he loved to roll. K had complained a couple of times about the state of “Stinky dog” when I brought him home. So when I was asked to exercise Archie yesterday afternoon I took him up onto the more hygienic area to seaward.

He revelled in the space and raced around making full use of the lots of new tree trunks but failed to return when I called him every 5 minutes or so. I searched and called until sunset and then walked home hoping to find him on the doorstep but he wasn’t there. I decided to have a quick snack and to return to the search by torchlight and was just taping a note to K’s door when she rang and asked if Archie was home and became distraught when I said no, crying “My dog is dead, my dog is dead”. Some villagers had found him in a swimming pool and, recognising him, had called her at work to check.

It appeared that he had lost contact with me in the unfamiliar groves and had set out to look for me in our usual area. That meant making his way right across the village and perhaps he had stopped for a quick drink of water and fallen into the pool and, being unable to find a way out, had drowned.

Archie’s body was brought home and all that I could do was to wrap him in something soft and sit and wait until K came home after midnight. There was nothing that I could do or say that would ever put things right.

Sorry for the long sad wail but I’ve got to tell somebody.
 
Stinky dog.
Archie was a big, energetic and very good natured black Labrador who lived in the apartment next to mine in our village in Cyprus. His owner, K, works shifts and I have frequently had the joy of taking him for long walks in the countryside around the village.

The village is set back about a mile from the sea by a ridge that’s covered with corn fields, olive groves, and carob trees. There are no sheep up there.

Our preferred walking country though is to landward where there are big rolling corn fields separated by hedges, and a couple of sheep farms. The corn is all harvested now and Archie ranged far and wide foraging under the hedges but always keeping an eye on me and coming back when called. When there was a choice of routes as the tracks split and diverged ahead of us he always waited there until I caught up with him and decided which way to go.

Now that the crops are all down the sheep flocks are out in the care of shepherds but Archie had shown no interest in them but they, the sheep, had left lots of smelly droppings that did interest him and in which he loved to roll. K had complained a couple of times about the state of “Stinky dog” when I brought him home. So when I was asked to exercise Archie yesterday afternoon I took him up onto the more hygienic area to seaward.

He revelled in the space and raced around making full use of the lots of new tree trunks but failed to return when I called him every 5 minutes or so. I searched and called until sunset and then walked home hoping to find him on the doorstep but he wasn’t there. I decided to have a quick snack and to return to the search by torchlight and was just taping a note to K’s door when she rang and asked if Archie was home and became distraught when I said no, crying “My dog is dead, my dog is dead”. Some villagers had found him in a swimming pool and, recognising him, had called her at work to check.

It appeared that he had lost contact with me in the unfamiliar groves and had set out to look for me in our usual area. That meant making his way right across the village and perhaps he had stopped for a quick drink of water and fallen into the pool and, being unable to find a way out, had drowned.

Archie’s body was brought home and all that I could do was to wrap him in something soft and sit and wait until K came home after midnight. There was nothing that I could do or say that would ever put things right.

Sorry for the long sad wail but I’ve got to tell somebody.
Such a sad ending to your wonderful days with Archie Lancman, thank you for sharing your story with us. I appreciate that you still find his loss difficult, but remember the good times and also dogs can be dogs and situations outside our control do happen.
 
I walked a neighbour's dog once, a long time ago, and we were having a nice stroll when this dog suddenly and unexpectedly slipped the lead. I think she must have seen a cat or bird across the road or something because there seemed to be no reason. Before I could do a thing, she ran straight into an oncoming truck. The driver stopped and I felt so bad for him too. I ran stright to her and she was gone. I dreaded telling the neighbour what had happened to her beautiful dog, even though there was nothing I could have done. The neighbour did say the dog's collar had probably been too loose. For a while I felt so guilty as you can imagine, because I did think I could have done something differently, like been quicker, or walked her somewhere else, or picked up on something that I must have missed that she wanted to chase.

But after a while I thought, you know, sometimes things just go wrong and I just can't keep beating myself up over this. And she was a lovely dog, she had years of lots of love and fun and a nice life. That's all any of us want really.
 
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