The Betting Shop II

[Red Faction]

sorry- im a degenerate gambler
i cant run a bookies- and anyway- now im a student
i have to spent my time in an effort to develop cirrhosis before im 25- so im a little busy im afraid

 

[ernestolynch]

Bump!!!

 

[Pickman's model]

*breaks into bookies and removes safe*

 

[holteman]

<comes back to work after holiday>

bloody hell its been broken into!!!

<nicks pens, computer, 3 tellys and the condom machine>

ahhh well it was good while it lasted



<starts fire in waste paper basket>


<legs it>

 

[Pickman's model]

is this burnt-out shop for rent?

 

[marty21]

are you going to set up business then pm...?

 

[Pickman's model]

are you going to set up business then pm...?

yeh, an undertakers.

 

[holteman]

necraphilia all over again

well if you need a bouncer.....or better still i could do the make-up on the bodies....any attractive ladies need touching up?

 

[Pickman's model]

well if you need a bouncer.....or better still i could do the make-up on the bodies....any attractive ladies need touching up?

you haven't had the letter i sent you about that very subject?

the job's y'r's.

 

[holteman]

ooo she's a nice one .....thing she'l look good with this pearl necklace

 

[ernestolynch]

*Pops head in to see silentnate gingerly mincing about*

 

[holteman]

typical blue nose .....comeing into an undertakers to put a bet on

 

[Tedbutler]

The mighty whites

Hello all, what odds would you give about Fulham murdering Crystal palace on Saturday?
Or how about a price on a few dogs running at Monmore on Monday?
I'm part of a syndicate that has 4 dogs running on Monday, the other bugger won today.

 

[marty21]

Hello all, what odds would you give about Fulham murdering Crystal palace on Saturday?
Or how about a price on a few dogs running at Monmore on Monday?
I'm part of a syndicate that has 4 dogs running on Monday, the other bugger won today.

this place is so closed...

 

[Tedbutler]

Ah well, how was I to know?
I'm a newbie

 

[marty21]

Ah well, how was I to know?
I'm a newbie

welcome to the show

 

[holteman]

tell ya what you bung us a monkey and i'l sort ya out right!









































no i want a real monkey!

 

[flimsier]

Hello all, what odds would you give about Fulham murdering Crystal palace on Saturday?
Or how about a price on a few dogs running at Monmore on Monday?
I'm part of a syndicate that has 4 dogs running on Monday, the other bugger won today.

lol.

Sorry mate!

New venture may open sometime in the new year.

 

[flimsier]

That's this year.

 

[Psychonaut]

How about a self-regulating book?
I half-jokingly suggested something similar on the 'horse-tips' thread (probably binned now anyway)

RULES:

Any sporting event allowed.
0-4pt stakes (0-2 e/w) AND/OR just start up on £1000 like on here
Lays available at S/P (horse/dogs only) (0 commission)
No rule 4's
No fancy bets (eg D-S-A/stop at a winner) - win/lay/each-way only.
No editing of posts!

PRICES:

a) quoted in that days Racing post (bookies, not the forecast)
b) 'fixed' odds coupons
c) http://sports.bestbetting.com/ (just be honest, ok?)
d) otherwise to S/P.

 

[flimsier]

I don't think it would work - but start a thread and try it.

Or open a new bookies!

 

[Psychonaut]

Unfortunately an 'official' bookies would be too much work for my computer-generated RSI. besides, i want to bet!

Heres the thread anyway. In retrospect, the 'tipster' theme might indimidate some, but otherwise its exactly the same, minus the fun element of a personified book.

 

[holteman]

OI BITCH....i own this undertakers...alll bats get droppe in the 3rd coffin on the right

 

[Relahni]

Let's start a betting syndicate.........

I had a great bet yesterday - Liverpool to beat the Blue shite........5-6!

Although Luton fucked my bet up for the weekend........

 

[Psychonaut]

Would've cleared a record 80-something pts in march (£587), but i slipped a decimal point on a 9-1 cheltenham winner. Serves me right for drinking at work

Up £82 so far this month... (assuming Goosen continues to fuck up the Bell South)

 

[Red Faction]

how much money do you reckon this thread generated for the server fund flim?

 

[mk12]

I am trying to raise money so I can go to Chelsea v West Brom tomorrow. So I went on Ladbrokes.com...

£4 on Man City to win, Villa to win and Boro and Birmingham to draw. If I win, I will get £74.88!

Still not quite enough to get me to the Chelsea game though (2 tickets)

 

[DialT0ne]

whats goin on with the betting?!

 

[holteman]

whats goin on with the betting?!

the shop closed down caus eof some welsh wanker

 

[pagan]

Bet Of The Year!!

LAY Rangers at 2.4 on Betfair.
Basically Rangers are 6/4 to beat a team away that are top of the SPL with a 100% record.
Easy money.
C'mon the Hearts!!