The Betting Shop II

[oddjob]

ern is only half English!

 

[belboid]

Nope, I'm happy for you to go with him. Just don't come crying when he gets bored this time.

Would you like the bet here or not?

frankly, the odds are shit (with either of you) - the chances of finding this post again in ten months time are longer!

but, on general principle, i have to go £25 on each.

8-1 tranmere champions of the coca decafeinated cola champions league (or whatever it is they're calling it) & 2-1 promoted from said league to the almost-ober-fuhrers division.

ta muchly like

 

[belboid]

what about odds on respect winning leicester south?

 

[ernestolynch]

what about odds on respect winning leicester south?

50/1

 

[flimsier]

frankly, the odds are shit (with either of you) - the chances of finding this post again in ten months time are longer!

but, on general principle, i have to go £25 on each.

8-1 tranmere champions of the coca decafeinated cola champions league (or whatever it is they're calling it) & 2-1 promoted from said league to the almost-ober-fuhrers division.

ta muchly like

£50 taken. Thank you sir!

 

[flimsier]

what about odds on respect winning leicester south?

1000/1

This bookie says no.

 

[belboid]

1000/1

This bookie says no.

well that has to be worth £50 of anyones money!

for the chance to totally break you, if you were a real bookie, i might even go and canvass for them

 

[flimsier]

well that has to be worth £50 of anyones money!

for the chance to totally break you, if you were a real bookie, i might even go and canvass for them

I am a real bookie!

£50 taken.

 

[belboid]

I am a real bookie!

£50 taken.

cash me in and i'll go canvass then. i'll pm you me address

 

[flimsier]

Hmmm...

I can't afford it.

But the £50 is obviously safe. Unless a bookie offered the same odds to the whole of Leicester!

 

[Pickman's model]

what are the odds on respect losing their deposit in leicester south - and hodge hill, while we're about it?

also, what odds are you offering on hibs to get into the uefa from the intertwobob: and same on cork?

 

[marty21]

how about odds on respect getting less than 3%

 

[Pickman's model]

how's about getting some service round here?

*smacks on window*

 

[flimsier]

what are the odds on respect losing their deposit in leicester south - and hodge hill, while we're about it?

also, what odds are you offering on hibs to get into the uefa from the intertwobob: and same on cork?

I'm not offering odds on the first. I don't know enough. The second, hold on...

 

[flimsier]

how's about getting some service round here?

*smacks on window*

What window?

 

[Pickman's model]

hmm...

only been waiting half an hour...

 

[flimsier]

how about odds on respect getting less than 3%

Sorry.

 

[Pickman's model]

What window?

the bulletproof screen you had installed.

 

[flimsier]

Can't access any links on the intertoto cup. May do this evening if you still want it.

 

[flimsier]

Latest on the Tour de France


Armstrong 10/11
Ullrich 11/4
Hamilton 4
Heras 22
Basso 25
Mayo 33
Zubelda 66
Totschnig 66
Mancebo 80
Simoni 80


rest of the market minimum 100.

 

[Pickman's model]

£20.00 on TP-47 to beat Tampere
--"-- on MP to beat IFK Mariehamn
--"-- on GBK to beat Rakuunat
--"-- on P-Iorot to beat FC Kuusankoski
--"-- on Viikingit to beat AC Oulu
--"-- on Narpes Kraft to beat PP70
--"-- on Kalmar to beat AIK
--"-- on Malmo and Sundsvall to draw
--"-- on Landskrona to beat Orgryte
--"-- on Hacken to beat Frolunda
--"-- on Halmstads to beat Djurgarden
--"-- on Uruguay to beat Mexico
-----
£240.00 in total.

 

[flimsier]

£20.00 on TP-47 to beat Tampere
--"-- on MP to beat IFK Mariehamn 3
--"-- on GBK to beat Rakuunat 5
--"-- on P-Iorot to beat FC Kuusankoski 2
--"-- on Viikingit to beat AC Oulu 2
--"-- on Narpes Kraft to beat PP70 4
--"-- on Kalmar to beat AIK 11/4
--"-- on Malmo and Sundsvall to draw 11/4
--"-- on Landskrona to beat Orgryte 7/2
--"-- on Hacken to beat Frolunda 11/8
--"-- on Halmstads to beat Djurgarden 6/5
--"-- on Uruguay to beat Mexico 12/5
-----
£240.00 in total.

Best odds I could find. Thanks for your custom.

 

[Pickman's model]

Best odds I could find. Thanks for your custom.

cheers muchly! but what about TP-47 to beat Tampere?

 

[flimsier]

cheers muchly! but what about TP-47 to beat Tampere?

Oops.

9/4 Ladbrokes. Can't be bothered to search for that one.

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[flimsier]

If you find better, post a link and you can have the odds.

 

[Pickman's model]

If you find better, post a link and you can have the odds.

on this occasion i'm happy with the odds. it's the "i can't be bothered to search" bit...

 

[flimsier]

OK. I hope you notice that I went out of my way to find better odds than ladbrokes for the other bets though.

 

[Thomas77]

flimsier you have still not credited my account with any cash.. i did contribute a little to the server fund so 500 quid will do!!

 

[flimsier]

I haven't been notified of that. You need to check with the editor. He'll let me know if/when he receives it.