The Betting Shop II

[Pickman's model]

FLIMSIER! BETS!

satan, when someone's trying to give him money you'd think he'd fucking take it.

 

[belboid]

Right, I'm all but off...
£100 each on france, the netherlands and the czechs winning their quarters. £100 on a france portugal final, £100 on france, £100 accumulator on the lot of them, £100 zidane as top scorer, and the rest on sweden to win the championship.

post 690.

thats a pisspoor amount of money i'm owed sir. ffs... grr......

right, lets see what odds you've given us on going up this year....

 

[flimsier]

Don't edit above bets.

Will sort them tomorrow. I'm off to the dogs.

<looks around> Much like this place



PM - don't take that bet on Toronto. I'll give you one chance to cancel it!

 

[oddjob]

My account only has £200 in it flims

Are you milking peoples accounts before you leave

I'm on to you pal, get it sorted!

(gives the fridge $60)

 

[flimsier]

I like the look of that new striker Barca signed recently, Larsson i think it is. Think i will have £100.00 on them to win the Champs League please flim & a cheeky wee £20.00 on Celtic doing the same. Cheers

£120 taken at odds above.

Thank you.

 

[flimsier]

£5.00 on london to get the 2012 olympics, please.

Minimum bet £10.

sod off.

 

[flimsier]

the toronto bluejays play in the world series, don't they? if i'm right and they do, could i have £30 on them to win the world series?

OK, too late. £30 taken. No need to give odds. But if so, 100/1!

Thanks for handing over cash!

 

[flimsier]

i'd like to put £50.00 on caracas futbol club winning the venezuelan first division.

Taken at 1/1000, unless you find me a reputable bookie with better odds (I'll match them) within 48 hours of this post.

 

[flimsier]

Originally Posted by marty21
once my account is re-activated, i'll have a long termer

£50 accumulator on

Arsenal to win the premiership
West Ham for whatever that division is now called
Bristol City for the next one
Chester City for the bottom division

please...


flims....you wanted a reminder once my account was re-activated


and also £500 on brazil for copa america


please

£50 on the accumulator as odds in the thread.

Copa America Brazil odds in my next post.

 

[flimsier]

Marty, your £300 is taken at 5/2.

 

[flimsier]

BELBOID: returns £210 because I'm not

 

[marty21]

Marty, your £300 is taken at 5/2.

i bet £500

i'm loaded me, now....

 

[flimsier]

Another £500 or another £150?

 

[ernestolynch]

So - where's the All Ireland prices you English fuck?

 

[flimsier]

So - where's the All Ireland prices you English fuck?

BANNED

 

[oddjob]

Colombia 10/1

I'll do £1000 please flim

has it started yet

 

[flimsier]

You can have it in ern's shop if you want!

 

[flimsier]

I'll do £1000 please flim

has it started yet

£1000 taken.

Its started... here come the odds... may not be 10/1!

(right, they are playing, so you'll have to come back).... sorry.

 

[oddjob]

You can have it in ern's shop if you want!

what are the rules for stuffing ern again

 

[flimsier]

Colombia 1/4 to win betting in running (not with me though!)

 

[flimsier]

Its 1-0 Colombia, oh, and I dunno. I'm barred.

 

[oddjob]

at me

 

[oddjob]

I'm barred.

mmm

 

[flimsier]

Errrm, edited bet

 

[flimsier]

Pickman's Model: your cash is in!



But please stop the obscure bets!!!

 

[ernestolynch]

Pickman's Model: your cash is in!



But please stop the obscure bets!!!

PM - any price this knocker lays I'll add a point. You have an extra monkey to play with and all in my shop. No perspex screens neither.

*Bangs perspex screen*

 

[flimsier]

Taken at 1/1000, unless you find me a reputable bookie with better odds (I'll match them) within 48 hours of this post.

Given the donation, I'll refund this, unless you can find me a bookie with odds for me to give (I can't and did try).

Would you like me to refund it?

 

[oddjob]

before you go tonight flims, can you post up the odds on the english grand prick.

 

[flimsier]

before you go tonight flims, can you post up the odds on the english grand prick.

Oddjob: ern is only half English!

 

[flimsier]

British Grand Prix 2004 (to win)
M Schumacher 2/5
R Barrichello 6/1
J Button 10/1
F Alonso 14/1
J Trulli 16/1
J P Montoya 20/1
K Raikkonen 25/1
T Sato 25/1
D Coulthard 40/1
M Gene 66/1
C Da Matta 200/1
G Fisichella 200/1
M Webber 200/1
O Panis 200/1
F Massa 300/1
C Klien 500/1
N Heidfeld 750/1
G Pantano 1000/1
G Bruni 2000/1
Z Baumgartner 2000/1
2004-07-09 11:00:00


These are minimum odds. Lay a bet and I'll search for better for you!