*The Archers thread

[mango5]

Have we all lost interest? No views on Hellin's unlikely prison buddy? The great egg theft? None worth sharing anyway...

 

[Lazy Llama]

Haven't listened to it for a few weeks, have them recorded on the YouView box but can't face listening to several hours of The Archers...

 

[bluescreen]

Same here. I've been away and have catching up to do. I missed some crucial days back at the end of May/beginning of June and never really got back in the groove rut. But the trial will have me hooked again.

(Apologies for the mixed metaphor.)

 

[wiskey]

Have been in a field.

Don't really understand the egg theft.

Listened to half of last nights - Rob keeps Henry? Good show of sobbing he put on I thought

 

[two sheds]

Bannan

I mean, look at this - isn't that a perfect spacing between houses

 

[Libertad]

Bannan

I mean, look at this - isn't that a perfect spacing between houses

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Looks a bit cramped to me, everybody knowing your business.

 

[wiskey]

wtf is all this crap about Waynes gf??

I do try with the Archers but recently it's become too absurd even for me

 

[belboid]

B was for 'bastard'

 

[mrs quoad]

Jesus fucking Christ @ Tip / Poby.

I'll just leave this here.

 

[a_chap]

(((Scruff)))

 

[Guineveretoo]

So, is Helen just about to reveal all and provide Anna with what she needs to prove provocation, or whatever it is she should be trying to prove?

Is Shula going to come forward?

What about Jess?

Since Emma used to be friend of Helen and has witnessed what a shit Rob can be towards the child, will she be called in some way?

What do people think is going to happen at the social services meeting? Anything?

Does Joe Grundy really believe his own hype about the elves being real?

So many questions!

 

[belboid]

I've just realised I'm going to be holidaying near Tenby at the same time as Pat, Tony and Little Horror. I'll keep an eye out

 

[wiskey]

I've just realised I'm going to be holidaying near Tenby at the same time as Pat, Tony and Little Horror. I'll keep an eye out

Take a moment to drown him if possible

 

[belboid]

Take a moment to drown him if possible

Whilst wearing my Rob mask

 

[trashpony]

Take a moment to drown him if possible

Oh god, can you imagine the wailing? After all this is over, I want Helen to shuffle quietly off to the sidelines, where she belongs. Far too much of her, Pip and Kate at the moment for my liking

 

[Plumdaff]

Tenby is good for dramatic cliff pushing

 

[belboid]

Oh god, can you imagine the wailing? After all this is over, I want Helen to shuffle quietly off to the sidelines, where she belongs. Far too much of her, Pip and Kate at the moment for my liking

Kate is (can be) funny, at least.

"How dare you! Call me nearly forty" has to be one of my favourite lines in years

 

[a_chap]

Dear god. When you look on Twitter and Shula is trending

 

[wiskey]

Missed tonight, but I think Emma is going to be either the undoing of Rob or called as a character witness for him...

 

[TikkiB]

Hope so. I like Emma. I just hope the SW don't try and break her and Ed up - I really like their relationship.

 

[weltweit]

What was Rob up to going to Jess's place like that?

 

[dolly's gal]

What was Rob up to going to Jess's place like that?

he's guessed she's going to be spoken to by Helen's brief and is being all nice to her so she's nice about him if/when it comes to it?

same as the "stewardship" of Henry that's currently taking place - so he'll be favourable about him to the CAFCASS officer...

 

[weltweit]

Jess should be spoken to tonight so lets see what effect it has had.

 

[wiskey]

Surely Rob arriving out of the blue and playing perfect daddy isn't going to change the opinion she's spent years forming of him.

 

[weltweit]

Surely Rob arriving out of the blue and playing perfect daddy isn't going to change the opinion she's spent years forming of him.

I think it was more him letting her know that he knows where she lives!

 

[wiskey]

I think it was more him letting her know that he knows where she lives!

But he's been there before I'm sure

 

[dolly's gal]

Surely Rob arriving out of the blue and playing perfect daddy isn't going to change the opinion she's spent years forming of him.

you'd have thought not but this is the Archers

 

[weltweit]

you'd have thought not but this is the Archers

I expect to learn more tonight!

 

[dolly's gal]

I think it was more him letting her know that he knows where she lives!

could have been an implied-threat type visit, however he was so saccharinely nice, i think not...

 

[weltweit]

could have been an implied-threat type visit, however he was so saccharinely nice, i think not...

Oh I think it was a warning, "look Jess I can be here anytime .. so don't do anything silly!"