*The Archers thread

[danny la rouge]

I was wondering why Kate is being talked about but not saying anything. Is she as an actress off doing other things?

Because only David and Ruth are on permanent contracts. Everyone else is on zero hours. So if they're not in the script they don't get paid.

 

[weltweit]

Pretty grim Helen & Rob storyline tonight. They will spread this out over years, mark my words!

 

[Bert Flange]

I like Kirsty and Neil, I miss Matt, I don't dislike Phoebe.

I want to drown Henry, Pip and fairly regularly Susan.

Susan? Arghhhhh, reminds me of a nosy cow in our cul de sac( dead end Street) .See what I mean? 98% of Ambridgani are off the gauge irritation-wise.

 

[Bert Flange]

Pretty grim Helen & Rob storyline tonight. They will spread this out over years, mark my words!

Weltweit?....Lebensraum mayhaps.

 

[Mogden]

Poor Rex.

And evil Rob the Knob again cutting her contacts with the outside world.

 

[Bert Flange]

He'll get his.We all know goodness will prevail.

 

[Guineveretoo]

I was wondering why Kate is being talked about but not saying anything. Is she as an actress off doing other things?

I wondered that. We heard her slamming the car door the other day, but without a word.

 

[Bert Flange]

I wondered that. We heard her slamming the car door the other day, but without a word.

Car door slams are gratis.

 

[Manter]

Is Rob going to kill Henry?!

 

[weltweit]

Is Rob going to kill Henry?!

Eh, where did you get that from?
I think he is going to try to make Henry meek and obedient just like he is trying to make Helen ..

 

[belboid]

Is Rob going to kill Henry?!

I'm going for hurt him but then try to get it blamed on Helen.

 

[Shirl]

Rob's mother coming onboard. No good's going to come of any of this. I want a happy ending where Rob gets his comeuppance but irl I don't think that happens all that often

 

[bluescreen]

How likely is it that Pat will be OK with Ursula coming to stay for a week when Pat herself hasn't been nigh nor by? We know Pat has had a personalitectomy, but this will test even a robot.

A row's brewing with Tom over the shop ordering: T's just told Trex that the shop will stock their eggs...

Is Rob putting a sedative in Helen's tea?

 

[Bert Flange]

My wife NEVER listens to The Archers,but after hearing it on the car radio this evening she" made" Rob the Knob in 1 minute flat. A wrong 'un she said.

 

[Mogden]

Obedient. *shiver* My presumption is that if he isn't he's going to knock him into shape This woman isn't Rob's real mum is she? Just an actress for his role.

 

[wiskey]

This woman isn't Rob's real mum is she? Just an actress for his role.

That's an interesting idea ... but that would mean he planted her surprise arrival a few weeks ago.

 

[Mogden]

That's an interesting idea ... but that would mean he planted her surprise arrival a few weeks ago.

Yes about the time he started cutting Helen off from everyone else.

 

[wiskey]

Ooooh.

 

[RubyToogood]

The escape fund has broken the £50k barrier

 

[bluescreen]

Obedient. *shiver* My presumption is that if he isn't he's going to knock him into shape

Yup. Henry is going to get smacked. 'Only a little tap, to remind him. Never did me any harm.'

 

[wiskey]

I'm glad you all thought it was physical rather than sexual abuse (well, not 'glad' obv) because I wasn't sure when the episode finished.

 

[Bert Flange]

Tom is going to feed Rob to the pigs.

 

[belboid]

Yes about the time he started cutting Helen off from everyone else.

He started doing that at least a year ago

 

[a_chap]

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I *sooo* have to find a way to use this image in a presentation at work!

 

[Bert Flange]

I *sooo* have to find a way to use this image in a presentation at work!

 

[Bert Flange]

One of my favourites also.

Just an innocent sketch of the wife and I out walking,but enchanting all the same.

 

[Bert Flange]

Is Rob going to kill Henry?!

Yuss,he's going to bump Henry off then turn him to stone which will then be erected on Blakey-Hill so that Ambridgani can worship the stone idol in Rob's own image.

 

[Bert Flange]

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[two sheds]

I wonder if Helen's got a job somewhere else and they're going to write her into another Nigel .

 

[wayward bob]

wtf is going on with rob's mum then?