*The Archers thread

[weltweit]

It does feel like it's accelerating, though. Feels like he'll be caught out in something soon.

My feeling is they will drag it out for years!

 

[lizzieloo]

It's not the real world though.Just a 20 minute,fictional shoutfest.Theres no way that an entire village could be populated by so many twazzocks.

I'm guessing you've not visited here then

 

[two sheds]

My feeling is they will drag it out for years!

Ooooooooooooooooooooh nooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[bluescreen]

Just think, even if Rob the Nob gets rumbled soon and Helen recovers her wits, there are going to be endless battles over the shop partnership, divorce, custody, maintenance...

 

[wiskey]

yup, once you are entangled it's very hard to get out again.

 

[lizzieloo]

The thing that is uppermost in my mind in the whole Rob/Helen situation is Henry, Rob now has parental rights over him, that'll be where the story goes I reckon, he'll get her locked up and have the kids.

 

[bluescreen]

Exactly. He was v keen to adopt asap.

 

[bluescreen]

He wants mini-mes.

 

[lizzieloo]

He'll also have her whole family on side, that's becoming clear already, she'll get really isolated.

 

[belboid]

Abusive relationships can happen for decades. What is a 'realistic' time frame for an abusive relationship?

More than a few months, and without a quick, easy resolution. That's the main thing.

 

[TikkiB]

Exactly. He was v keen to adopt asap.

He didn't adopt though, did he? He's got parental responsibility which I gather is quicker to get, but just as sticky from Helen's point of view.

 

[wiskey]

yes he couldn't wait to adopt, so he went the step parent route.

 

[Bert Flange]

Just think, even if Rob the Nob gets rumbled soon and Helen recovers her wits, there are going to be endless battles over the shop partnership, divorce, custody, maintenance...

Are small children allowed to visit at Rampton(accompanied by a responsible adult obviously)..er that would exclude Helen then...She' ll probably have hooked up with someone from islamic state by then.Helen Al Ambridgani,in a black hijab....lovely.

 

[a_chap]

Hurrah! Wayne's coming back

But who knows, maybe he'll be voiced by yet another new actor. And therefore be indistinguishable from Tom, the Fairbrothers, Pip, uncle Tom Cobley, etc...

 

[Bert Flange]

A Rob/Helen free episode.Now Rob the Knob has banned the entire Archers writing team from contacting them while Helen (A) recovers (B) gets crazier (C) dies. Delete as applicable.

 

[danny la rouge]

Hurrah! Wayne's coming back

But who knows, maybe he'll be voiced by yet another new actor. And therefore be indistinguishable from Tom, the Fairbrothers, Pip, uncle Tom Cobley, etc...

Thank you! I thought it was just me who couldn't tell anyone apart until they mention names or contexts.

 

[bluescreen]

(racks brains) Who's Wayne? Is he Jolene's dodgy ex who sold weed to the Perks boy, Jamie? If so, that would be good! Which reminds me, we haven't heard from Harrison for a bit, or is he doubling as the vicar and Dr Locke? And where is Amy when you need her?
You can tell I haven't heard last night's ep.

 

[Mogden]

I was wondering why Kate is being talked about but not saying anything. Is she as an actress off doing other things?

 

[wiskey]

Thank you! I thought it was just me who couldn't tell anyone apart until they mention names or contexts.

not enough Jazzer!

 

[Bert Flange]

I think it's only Jazza I can take( even with the ott Glasgow patois).Face it,the rest of them are utter twats.Wayne is pretty real I guess.

 

[susie12]

I only really like jazzer Ian and brian

 

[wayward bob]

and lilian :thumbs :

 

[wiskey]

I like Kirsty and Neil, I miss Matt, I don't dislike Phoebe.

I want to drown Henry, Pip and fairly regularly Susan.

 

[Ms T]

I was wondering why Kate is being talked about but not saying anything. Is she as an actress off doing other things?

She was in it the other day. Winding Brian up, as per.

 

[Bert Flange]

There's no class division in Ambridgski.Like a Russian collective farm.The higher-ups think nothing of stopping in the Range Rover and giving a soaking filthy peasant a lift to their stye. A true social leveller.

 

[Bert Flange]

She was in it the other day. Winding Brian up, as per.

Joe Grundy doubles as Kate. Saves money.

 

[Mogden]

She was in it the other day. Winding Brian up, as per.

So she was. Brain fart.

 

[lizzieloo]

and lilian :thumbs :

I love Lilian although me and Mr loo find it hard not to do her voice whenever she's on

 

[Mogden]

I love Lilian although me and Mr loo find it hard not to do her voice whenever she's on

I want to get some air freshner out cos I feel like I can smell her through the radio with that voice.

 

[lizzieloo]

I want to get some air freshner out cos I feel like I can smell hear through the radio with that voice.