As a naive, young, idealistic socialist I was outraged that the meeting started on time rather than waiting for me to get my arse to London. One of my friends, Porcha, was so upset at this macho approach to meeting times that she simply burst into tears.
As I said to the Shadow Cabinet Minister I work for as a special advisor, starting meetings on time is alientating counter revolutionary behaviour and puts us youngsters off. I posed the idea that those guilty of it should be imprisioned in forced labour camps. He said he would pass my idea on to Jeremy once he got back from his allotment.