Sheffield Hallam - How Would You Vote?

[redsquirrel]

I have met Peter Garbutt and he is just terrible, never met Coppard but I know enough about him to know that he is a cunt but it's about a symbolic decapitation not about voting in someone who is not a cunt.

Yeah it's one of the few seats in the country where I would vote Labour. So hoping that Clegg gets kicked out.

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

What if it was a Tory vote needed to oust Clegg?

I would probably vote Tory depending on the candidate, the point is to get Clegg out

 

[brogdale]

I'm quite sure that it will suit the vermin if Clegg loses Hallam. If so, they could then contemplate another coalition with a (potentially) more amenable, new orange booker leader with less experience and knowledge of 'where the bodies are buried'. I'm sure that, with their man Laws discredited, Lamb would suit the vermin down to the ground. I would imagine that he'd have no trouble attracting wealthy backers if he was to fight off Farrow or Cable.

 

[Lo Siento.]

In this seat only I'd vote Labour because I want to see his stupid fucking face when he loses.

 

[Pickman's model]

I'm quite sure that it will suit the vermin if Clegg loses Hallam. If so, they could then contemplate another coalition with a (potentially) more amenable, new orange booker leader with less experience and knowledge of 'where the bodies are buried'. I'm sure that, with their man Laws discredited, Lamb would suit the vermin down to the ground. I would imagine that he'd have no trouble attracting wealthy backers if he was to fight off Farrow or Cable.

if clegg loses would not be surprised if he was booted up to the lords.

 

[brogdale]

if clegg loses would not be surprised if he was booted up to the lords.

Out of the way, in other words.

 

[Pickman's model]

Out of the way, in other words.

kept quiet

 

[brogdale]

kept quiet

en-nobbled

 

[andysays]

Clegg losing will only be symbolic, I'm sure the LibDems will find a replacement who the Tories will be equally happy to work with, and Clegg himself will either be made a lord or given some other choice sinecure.

None of that means it wouldn't be hugely satisfying to see him out on his ear, so if I lived in his constituency, I'd probably vote for whoever was most likely to beat him.

 

[butchersapron]

Clegg losing will only be symbolic, I'm sure the LibDems will find a replacement who the Tories will be equally happy to work with, and Clegg himself will either be made a lord or given some other choice sinecure.

None of that means it wouldn't be hugely satisfying to see him out on his ear, so if I lived in his constituency, I'd probably vote for whoever was most likely to beat him.

The last bit is the non-symbolic component.

 

[SpackleFrog]

I have met Peter Garbutt and he is just terrible, never met Coppard but I know enough about him to know that he is a cunt but it's about a symbolic decapitation not about voting in someone who is not a cunt.

Fuck symbolism, I've got bigger things to worry about

 

[comrade spurski]

Something i did not think i would see in this election...a positive reason to vote labour.
I would absolutely vote labour if i lived there ... seeing that sack of shit humiliated would be great

 

[DJWrongspeed]

Saw Clegg on his ITV profile last night. What other politician has engaged with the public on a weekly LBC radio show ?
There are far worse MPs. I'm sure this won't go down well on U75

 

[stethoscope]

Saw Clegg on his ITV profile last night. What other politician has engaged with the public on a weekly LBC radio show ?

Boris, who is also a cunt.

(You did ask).

 

[DJWrongspeed]

He isn't an MP, yes you're right. He does it monthly though !

 

[butchersapron]

What's wrong with you?

 

[DJWrongspeed]

I'm contradicting myself. If Labour had a chance to get in I'd vote for them at all costs. Ignore my poll vote.

 

[SpineyNorman]

I've got an auntie in the Hallam constituency - is it too late for me to 'move in with her' so that I can help vote Clegg out?

And in a seat where the green vote will surely be squeezed to fuck

 

[chilango]

I would probably vote Tory depending on the candidate, the point is to get Clegg out

Me too.

It's a simple message.

The identity of the victor is irrelevant. In this seat it's only the identity of the loser that counts.

 

[brogdale]

Me too.

It's a simple message.

The identity of the victor is irrelevant. In this seat it's only the identity of the loser that counts.

But how bad would you feel if Hallam took the vermin to 326?

 

[butchersapron]

voting tory won't help though.So no prob. It's labour or nothing.

 

[chilango]

But how bad would you feel if Hallam took the vermin to 326?

Less bad than if Clegg and co took them over the top.


Again.

 

[Pickman's model]

this should have been a publick poll so we could see who these two are

 

[belboid]

Fuck symbolism, I've got bigger things to worry about

for the five minutes it takes to go and vote? You know it would be celebrated by all right thinking people, and would be even if the new MP was as bad as Stephen Twigg.

 

[belboid]

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this should have been a publick poll so we could see who these two are

yes, an appalling fuck up by the poll setter.

Oddly, I could see who had voted before I did so, but not after.

 

[belboid]

Scum have an 88% chance if winning here, according to the 'Nate Silver' analysis

 

[redsquirrel]

Scum have an 88% chance if winning here, according to the 'Nate Silver' analysis

Lets hope he's wrong again. How's he come to that number? Considering the constituency polling I would have thought it was closer than that.

 

[Dogsauce]

I'd vote labour and also go out delivering tory leaflets in the leafy suburban bits to split the cunt vote.

 

[SpackleFrog]

Scum have an 88% chance if winning here, according to the 'Nate Silver' analysis

Clegg scum, rather than Tory scum I assume?

 

[J Ed]

Who cares about Nate Silver anyway? Sounds like the name of a rodeo clown!