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I love donkeys! I used to look after a grey one called Sammy, he was lovely and quite a character. I tried riding him bareback a few times (oi, I'll have you know that back in the mists of time I only weighed 7 stone! Which he could easily manage - maximum recommended riding weight for donkeys is 8 stone, which is why I went bareback to save a bit on weight) because he used to bray brokenheartedly when we took his horse friends out for a ride (he wasn't mine and neither were the horses, I was caring for them for an elderly farmer). Cheeky little bugger was adept at dropping his shoulder and dumping me in a puddle or a patch of mud, I swear he found it funny. Donkeys have very narrow backs so a quick heave to one side by lifting a leg up and dropping their shoulder blade down can easily deposit a rider in the mud.

Interesting fact about donkeys (sorry, it's like a compulsion for me to post triva like this :oops: ) - unlike horses, water does not even slightly run off their coat (their coat is much softer than that of a horse and has a higher percentage of fluffy undercoat to smooth top coat), wet weather quickly penetrates to the skin and they can get soaked and cold when it rains, they should always have access to a dry shelter.

I used to have a donkey called Jezebel who although she had a nice dry shelter used to push the kitchen door open sometimes to come in out of the rain. Occasionally when she had got up before I did on a Sunday morning, I'd go downstairs to find Jazebel and a puddle of donkey piss on the kitchen floor. I did love her though :)
 
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They are fantastic cats. Affectionate, bit bonkers, good looking and very very fluffy. Nicest nature too- ours is chilled about the baby, likes meeting new people, plays silly games, gives great cuddle in the middle of the night...
Only downside of them IMO is that as ridiculous posh cats they take quite a lot of looking after- they need grooming, you need to be careful with their diets, very very few are let outside unsupervised as they are too trusting (and stupid) to avoid cars, fights, nasty children, aggressive dogs, long drops, poisonous plants etc
But i adore ours and would have another one in a heartbeat


You've just listed all the reasons I want one.

I actually have a cat who should be groomed a lot, she doesn't like being groomed but grooms herself a lot..... Some of the hair balls that come out of her are monstrous. Mine also already has to have a special diet as she's got a sketchy stomach. Basically I never feed her anything but what I was told to feed her which is a Persian cat diet.

I'm totes getting a ragpuss after Lucy (this could be another 10 years or so yet)
 
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Aw, they should do those for humans as well. My more recent pets have all been cremated, so haven't had graves as such, but out back we've got a Herbie Gingercat Memorial Plum Tree, a Celyn Cavy Memorial Apple (delicious and large crop this year, some of which Griff and Malcolm enjoyed - perhaps a bit of canibalism there,) and a cherry tree called Dorothy, in memory of my late mum. If we lose many more pets, we'll have an orchard.

Interestingly enough, my mum never cared much for animals, even the family dog, but secretly, I think she did. She actually nicked a piece of marble from the local cemetery (I think a piece that had fallen off one of the big memorials or something,) and put that on the dog's grave where she was buried beside the house. Unfortunately when the cat died not long after that, he only got a brick. Maybe she thought stealing another piece of marble would be pushing her luck! :D
 
I love donkeys! I used to look after a grey one called Sammy, he was lovely and quite a character. I tried riding him bareback a few times

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i used to ride a donkey every weekend when I was about 12. His name was Hector and my friend and I would take him and his stablemate out for exercise. I loved Hector, apart from the time he tried to mount the other donkey (name forgotten), while I was riding the other donkey. Really quite traumatic for a naive convent girl like me.
 
My attempt at growing cucumbers in a pot was pathetic - harvest of one short, fat, spikey one and one perfectly proportioned one that seemed to be 1/6 size of a normal cuke. I thought I'd see what the pigs thought and they absolutely adored them. Must try harder next time! :)

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My attempt at growing cucumbers in a pot was pathetic - harvest of one short, fat, spikey one and one perfectly proportioned one that seemed to be 1/6 size of a normal cuke. I thought I'd see what the pigs thought and they absolutely adored them. Must try harder next time! :)

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I'm actually wondering if they were just humouring me by eating them - sort of a "thank you for trying" kind of gesture! :)
 
I'm actually wondering if they were just humouring me by eating them - sort of a "thank you for trying" kind of gesture! :)
nah, betcha home-grown veggies are just orgasmically wonderful, when all you eat is veggies. They're really fresh for one thing, not sprayed with anything horrid, not tainted with any kind of packaging nastiness, I can see why they loved them :D

e2a plus baby veggies can be much tastier anyway
 
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nah, betcha home-grown veggies are just orgasmically wonderful, when all you eat is veggies. They're really fresh for one thing, not sprayed with anything horrid, not tainted with any kind of packaging nastiness, I can see why they loved them :D

e2a plus baby veggies can be much tastier anyway
Ah, well year before last, I did pretty well with winter kale, which they greedily snarffed, and always have a pot of parsley which goes down well. I'm thinking of doing a proper veg patch next year. Maybe I need to find the thread for that though!
 
I'm actually wondering if they were just humouring me by eating them - sort of a "thank you for trying" kind of gesture! :)
Did they say riiiiiiii, riiiiii, RIIIIIIIIII! My sister had a gpig called Parsnip and that was the noise he made at delicious veg.
 
They say (variously)

Wheeeeeeek (generally content)
Grrrrrrr (pissed off)
Bweeeeeflip (laughging)
Rrawwwar (feeling a bit fruity)
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (very loudly - FEED ME!)
And sing with a voice like a distant curlew (when being cuddled)

For what it's worth, the cat rarely meows. More often than not, she just buzzes and trills.

(Keeper of oddly vocalising pets!) :)
 
They say (variously)

Wheeeeeeek (generally content)
Grrrrrrr (pissed off)
Bweeeeeflip (laughging)
Rrawwwar (feeling a bit fruity)
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (very loudly - FEED ME!)
And sing with a voice like a distant curlew (when being cuddled)

For what it's worth, the cat rarely meows. More often than not, she just buzzes and trills.

(Keeper of oddly vocalising pets!) :)

You are Dr Dolittle and I claim my £5.
 
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They say (variously)

Wheeeeeeek (generally content)
Grrrrrrr (pissed off)
Bweeeeeflip (laughging)
Rrawwwar (feeling a bit fruity)
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (very loudly - FEED ME!)
And sing with a voice like a distant curlew (when being cuddled)

For what it's worth, the cat rarely meows. More often than not, she just buzzes and trills.

(Keeper of oddly vocalising pets!) :)

I always love vocal pets - had guinea pigs way back (Sugar, Sugar 2, Ebony, Brownie, Candy) and they are a very vocal species. The 'weep, weep, weep' noise when dinner was on its way is unforgettable! And the little chirpy noises at other times. My favourite pets are vocal ones - Parrots, Siamese/Oriental cats, and Guinea Pigs.
 
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Oh yes, it's either the "Holy Hare" or the "Jesus Jackrabbit." I got it in New Mexico about 5 years ago. The wings fell off in transit and only recently fixed it. It is pretty cool.
 
I always love vocal pets - had guinea pigs way back (Sugar, Sugar 2, Ebony, Brownie, Candy) and they are a very vocal species. The 'weep, weep, weep' noise when dinner was on its way is unforgettable! And the little chirpy noises at other times. My favourite pets are vocal ones - Parrots, Siamese/Oriental cats, and Guinea Pigs.
Great names! I like Sugar 1 and 2. We had dogs called Poochie 1, 2 and 3 when I was very small. Damn, we weren't very imaginative!

It's great when you can have a conversation (well, after a fashion) with your pets! :)
 
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