Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
camel jousting could get me excited
Why do the funny vegetable creatures have a nautical theme this year? I wanted the ususal current affairs references. There was just a loan shark one.
Why no Jimmy Savoy?
The jousting is a fix too, of course. The lances are rigged to splinter in certain battles etc. But it's all theatrical, like Pro Wrestling. Each knight is a character.Jousting Bet people wear protective gear for that too
How is the camel racing shit? Do they not take it seriously enough?
Columbo is on itv in a sec - guaranteed hangover easerOn a serious Chucklehead downer today. Dare not go back for day two
To the right of the Streatham ice hockey stall if you have your back to the main stage. In the corner, far right of the sporty stall area.Can't see DHFC in the programme. Can anyone give cider-proof directions?
That's a relief. Taking a brolly today instead of jacket as it takes up less space in bag and can be used as sunshade as wellHad a 30-min scout around. Lots of people. Hot and humid but not quite as horrific as yesterday.
We did but only for a few hours to see the fruit/flowers/animals before the hordes arrived. It was already baking by 11.30 when we watched the sheep shearingYou doing today as well?
The event is now officially closed, due to the biblical rain.