Queen Death: Thread for unhinged Tweets, opinions and behaviour

[A380]

Here's a local Captain Tom postbox. Someone has knitted a crown and a corgi and put them on top.

Mawkishness hits new heights.

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Is that Marston Moretaine?

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Is that Marston Moretaine?

yes!

 

[A380]

Didn’t realise you were a bedfordshire type…

 

[Sue]

I also noticed her hands in the Truss photo. You can send my medical degree in the post.

I watched all 15 seasons of ER during lockdown so I'm pretty much an Attending by now...

 

[DaveCinzano]

She's been spotted in the sky again...

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Lizzie in the sky with blood diamonds

 

[Pickman's model]

I watched all 15 seasons of ER during lockdown so I'm pretty much an Attending by now...

Did you do all of house?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Did you do all of house?

I've had more than my fair share of loo pus

 

[Pickman's model]

I've had more than my fair share of loo pus

It's a series starring Hugh laurie

 

[Chz]

Sorry if pearoast but not had a chance to check the last few pages.

TBF, I know the military types love their Queenie so it must be hard on them. She allowed them the fiction to believe they were serving their nana, and not the whims of some tosspot politician. Very much the same in the other countries where she was HoS.

 

[Sue]

Did you do all of house?

Wasn't available for free AFAIK but yeah, if I did that, I'd be unstoppable...

 

[brogdale]

as an antidote to the dismal music fare on the MS channels:



anyone else?

 

[bcuster]

there is more than one way to interpret this...

 

[ElizabethofYork]

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Surely it's only a matter of time before she's beatified?

 

[petee]

Surely it's only a matter of time before she's beatified?

can't be, she was in an apostate church.

 

[pbsmooth]

bit of a weird name

 

[Yossarian]

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Did she cross the Rainbow Bridge and go to dog heaven?

 

[Chz]

can't be, she was in an apostate church.

Always thought the CofE was a bit weird in venerating any saints canonised before they split with Rome, but not making their own afterwards. There are "heroes" and martyrs that have their own days and whatnot, but they're not exclusively Anglican. Eg: Maximillian Kolbe has a thingie-wotsit in Westminster Abbey, even though he's a Catholic saint.

 

[quiet guy]

She's been spotted in the sky again...

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Looks more like Sooty to me

 

[Clair De Lune]

 

[petee]

a little compendium here

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2022/09/jokes-queen-elizabeth-death.html

white Twitter and Black Twitter rubbed shoulders, Irish Twitter rallied then went to the pub.

 

[Storm Fox]

Looks more like Sooty to me

No, it's Tinky Winky

 

[Karl Masks]

bit of a weird name


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She named her son Emotional Charles? Is that like a Nigerian thing? Like Goodluck Johnson?

 

[krink]

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Thought my version was good (and earlier) but nobody shared it

 

[Karl Masks]

Sex Pistols for christmas number 1, i'm calling it now.

THough I bet Lydon's a proper monarchist now, the twat.

 

[Yossarian]

Sex Pistols for christmas number 1, i'm calling it now.

Maybe if they reworked the lyrics.

"God save the king, the fascist ... old thing?"

 

[Lord Camomile]

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Sent that to a mate of mine who has, for many years, been in a band called Punching Swans

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Looks like Philip is helping her into a Black Hole!!

 

[DaveCinzano]

Looks like Philip is helping her into a Black Hole!!

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Had that ready to roll at a moment's notice

 

[steveseagull]

I need to get into Tik Tok. There is some wild shit on there