Queen Death: Thread for unhinged Tweets, opinions and behaviour

[Ax^]

What??



Is it 'cause purple is imperial and silver is... shiny?

maybe purple is just the colour she is ATM

 

[Karl Masks]

In honour of her Majesty I'm going to play Overwatch on my ps4, but I'll only be playing Tracer, the British character. Though I might also play Symmetra, the character from India and call for independence

 

[pbsmooth]

I'm having a wank but will only be watching mature British porn.

 

[Idris2002]

 

[Karl Masks]

I'm having a wank but will only be watching mature British porn.

with your right, and thus correct, hand I trust

 

[steveseagull]

The weather has neem cancelled. No weather this week

 

[pbsmooth]

with your right, and thus correct, hand I trust

I presume I salute with my other hand

 

[cuppa tee]

 

[Idris2002]

Fucking waste of a tasty takeaway meal

A succulent Chinese meal?

 

[Steel Icarus]

Clearly those are white fishnets, the traitor

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

with your right, and thus correct, hand I trust

Dieu et mon droit.

 

[CNT36]

I'm meant to be in a gig rowing championships next week but the organisers "are considering the best and most respectful course of action." What bollocks. I loved my gran. I'd met her. Holidayed with her. Slept round her house most weekends. She let me stay up to watch Terminator, Die Hard, Predator and who knows what else when I was very young. After talking to my mum and sister who both said Gran wouldn't want me to miss it or let others down I raced hours after she passed away. Why even consider canceling over a week after someone the vast majority of competitors never met died?

 

[ElizabethofYork]

I’m waiting for the first picture of her maj being greeted at the pearly gates by captain tom

Here's a local Captain Tom postbox. Someone has knitted a crown and a corgi and put them on top.

Mawkishness hits new heights.

 

[Flavour]

 

[Ax^]

 

[Orang Utan]

 

[Orang Utan]

A tiny violin is playing for all those poor QCs whose job title has changed overnight and who now have to shell out for new stationery

 

[Orang Utan]

I'm having a wank but will only be watching mature British porn.

With sausage fingers?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

A tiny violin is playing for all those poor QCs whose job title has changed overnight and who now have to shell out for new stationery

But they can add ‘and the sunshine band’ to their shit, so happy days.

 

[5t3IIa]

 

[Orang Utan]

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Haha, that’s Frank Broughton - lovely bloke!

 

[Winot]

 

[5t3IIa]

 

[LDC]

That's the shit we need. Nails like that and a Prince Phillip thong to match. Truly respectful RIP.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Haha, that’s Frank Broughton - lovely bloke!

Frank Boughs Tons more like, AMIRITE?!

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Six years of medical school to come up with this...

 

[Buddy Bradley]

 

[quimcunx]

I also noticed her hands in the Truss photo. You can send my medical degree in the post.

 

[T & P]

She's been spotted in the sky again...