Queen Death: Thread for unhinged Tweets, opinions and behaviour
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Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
This obsequious fawning griefwank has been brought to you in partnership with Interflora.
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
Looks like she's being chewing baccy and at the point where she's about to gob it out.
Ax^
Silly Rabbit
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
It’s next to the town hall steps. Not unreasonable. There’s also another rack opposite it that isn’t suspended. And of course, it’s only cyclists.
That reminds me. The kabbess and I were talking about wise could be done with all those lifesized Platinum Jubblies cardboard cutouts of Brenda. Her idea was that as a mark of respect, they should all be laid out on the floor.
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BigMoaner
What A Load of Old Bollocks
alan partridge voice: "is that a man, michael?"
T & P
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A £99 tattoo for which he paid in cash, it seems...
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
The red hackle adds class to it.
If it wasn’t for that, some might consider it to be a bit naff.
weepiper
I fix the machines that fight climate change
Carrying eggs in the vicinity of the cortege is enough to get you arrested
www.thenational.scot
Man arrested after he was allegedly seen holding eggs near Queen's coffin
A MAN has been arrested after he was allegedly seen carrying eggs as the Queen’s funeral cortege passed him.
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
Henceforth, 'The Squinting Queen'.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Will the RAC say the same?
Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
All those people who check with British Cycling before every ride will be feeling vindicated right now.
Karl Masks
Birds Angel Delight
Are you certain it's not Baron Munchausen?
steveseagull
Well-Known Member
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
Right fucking mess in Norwich, can't ride your bike, can't fasten it to a bike stand....
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
The fucking cunts. Pretty much everything I've seen before has been idiotic nonsense like the Norwich bikestand malarkey. This is, literally, the people charged with doling out charity saying we'll starve people for a day so we don't get excused of not being onboard. Astonishing. Cunts.
spitfire
Walty McWaltface
Just pleased they haven't cancelled Sunday's BMX race for Mini Fire!
That means I can get out of bed at 07.00 and drive to Runnymede from East London.
Oh wait....
Was thinking some of the people closing will be down to staff shortages as anything else - if half your staff want the day off for the bank holiday (half the people at my place are taking the day off and none of them give a shit about the queen) then in lots of cases it's not really possible to open at all
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Food banks generally close on Bank Holidays and are staffed entirely by volunteers. E.g. this place is shut through spring and summer ones News | Kingston Foodbank (which tbf given Easter is all about charity and sacrifice is also a bit shit)
Even hospitals usually wind the hell down at weekends and bank holidays usually. The sudden nature of this holiday is whats causing the issue as people slam the brakes on and do some closures at the last minute to cope with it.
The Center Parcs thing is just insane mind.
They don't have enough staff prepared to come in to open I'll wager. Everyone I know in the service industry is totally on - often over - the edge staff-wise atm. And it's impossible to source temp staff at this kind of notice
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
Yeah, but with the reduced power of labour circa 2022, bosses usually find a way to bully or cajole their workforce into work if they really want to stay open.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
I could understand not taking new bookings but the whole - leave your stuff and come back Tuesday? You'd think that the staff levels would be baked in for that or they'd offer more rates to ensure continuity.
Very odd.
No-one wants to be in the papers next week after forcing their staff to come in on the day of the funeral. Anyone who wants a day off Monday gets one.
