Queen Death: Thread for unhinged Tweets, opinions and behaviour

[tommers]

His mum was a work shy racing fanatic who used to rock up to the local shop with a pair of scissors and cut the security barriers?

She wore a hat or something. TBH I'd stopped listening.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[Apathy]

 

[Serge Forward]

I work for an American company and they are all very upset on our behalf. Lots of emails about how they understand how upset we must be and how she was a compassionate, loving mother and they are hoping that we can work with our grief. The boss of the whole company was telling us about how his mother modelled herself on HRH today. I mean it's very sweet and nice of them but I don't think any of us really care. We all have to agree though, to not be rude.

Didn't you try and blag compassionate leave?

 

[Sue]

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Such utter batshittery.

French TV found some bloke with corgis to interview outside Buckingham Palace. Full of insights is all I'll say.

 

[SpookyFrank]

That whole thread is full of nazi shit.

 

[8ball]

That whole thread is full of nazi shit.

I can’t see much due to Twitter crapping out cos I don’t have an account, but what I could see was pretty ugly.

 

[editor]

 

[AmateurAgitator]

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ffs

 

[DotCommunist]

There’s still Wimpys? Cool!

I got a job as a barman at a bowling alley once, they had wimpy indoors at all their branches. They tried to make me train for the wimpy but I pointed out that I answered the job advert for a barman not a burger man job. They tried to rope me into doing lane dances at the kiddies parties at one point. Just be a multirole clown for your 20p above minimum wage gtf.

In any case that's the only Wimpys I've seen in the 21st century

I think maomao still has a real wimpy near him iirc

 

[brogdale]

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If only Urban had a resident expert who might advise us on the mass telepathic propensity of particular pooch breeds!

 

[Spymaster]

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That’s clearly someone taking the piss

 

[brogdale]

Classy from Beckton.

 

[mango5]

Thread of the year nominee

subscribes

 

[Epona]

Classy from Beckton.

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OMFG

 

[8ball]

That’s clearly someone taking the piss

It’s in that uncanny valley sort of area.

 

[Karl Masks]

Classy from Beckton.

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We own it anyway.

 

[Skim]

I got a job as a barman at a bowling alley once, they had wimpy indoors at all their branches. They tried to make me train for the wimpy but I pointed out that I answered the job advert for a barman not a burger man job. They tried to rope me into doing lane dances at the kiddies parties at one point. Just be a multirole clown for your 20p above minimum wage gtf.

In any case that's the only Wimpys I've seen in the 21st century

I think maomao still has a real wimpy near him iirc

I’ve got a Wimpy a couple of miles away from me in south London. Went there a few weeks ago and had a beanburger. Might go again this weekend and have dessert this time (Brown Derby).

 

[brogdale]

Nice touch from the Crossness STW Sludge Powered ERF Generator at Belvedere on the Thames:

 

[Puddy_Tat]

In any case that's the only Wimpys I've seen in the 21st century

I’ve got a Wimpy a couple of miles away from me in south London. Went there a few weeks ago and had a beanburger. Might go again this weekend and have dessert this time (Brown Derby).

looks like there's a couple of dozen inside the M25

 

[brogdale]

...if only she hadn't herself been....fucsake

 

[eatmorecheese]

 

[brogdale]

Quite surprised that the orchestrated poshos didn't notice that corgi shaped cloud right behind them

 

[prunus]

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Fuck. Off. I’m sorry, but, no, just fuck off. And in fact I’m not sorry.

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

When you argue with your royalist auntie and you sound even more unhinged than your auntie does

 

[8ball]

I don’t agree with a lot of Limmy’s takes on things, but that one really sums things up perfectly for me.

 

[sleaterkinney]

Ibiza remembers

 

[8ball]

Wearing mah mourning hat.

 

[pbsmooth]

Have we had this?

 

[Calamity1971]

Things that didn't happen.