Post-revolutionary reality TV shows

[catinthehat]

Executed in Chelsea.

 

[gosub]

It will just be endless repeats of the Great British Bake Off. - nothing to see here, move along, keep calm and carry on.

 

[N_igma]

Come Praxis With Me

 

[DotCommunist]

an inspiring remake of 'upstairs, downstairs' where cook and butler conspire togther with the maids to hang the aristos from the windows. In an exciting twist they face an internal problem from the fash one who works in the stables (that ws actually a real thing in the ITV update, one of the downstairs crew dem was a mosleyite)

 

[Greebo]

Benefits Street

Former MPs who worsened the benefits system, ATOS employees (aka collaborators) and former DWP employees will be crowded together into one very long street and not allowed out until they've spent five years under the conditions they imposed on others. This will include sanctions as they won't be allowed out of the street to attend mandatory job interviews or work placements.

Food banks will be at each end of the street once a week, with enough food to feed 5 adults for 3 days.

 

[Maurice Picarda]

The Apprentice Episode 6. Chief Comrade Ian Bone's search for a candidate worthy of three sacks of grain continues as the teams compete to sell copies of Bash The Rich to passers-by.

 

[seventh bullet]

Soviet Idol.



Some background here, and here.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Downton Workers' Accommodation Block And Canteen

 

[DaveCinzano]

I sense we are drifting from the OP's mission

 

[BigTom]

First Against The Wall! -Big Brother style "gameshow" which only involves a wall, not a house, and everyone put against the wall gets to experience revolutionary justice.

 

[J Ed]

Kirstie Allsopp: A Warning from History

 

[dylanredefined]

Who wants to be a millionaire?
Children interview enemies of the people and try an convince them to see the error of their ways.

Dragons den.
Follow the elite of the people militia as the hunt down the enemies of the people where ever they hide. Gawp at bourgeois consumerism on display comrades , cheer as you watch it go up in flames.

 

[J Ed]

Flog Them!

 

[Voley]

Kirstie Allsopp: A Warning from History

 

[BigTom]

It's a Knockout - Members of the public get the opportunity to try to knockout enemies of the revolution using fists, feet or wrestling style weapons.

 

[DotCommunist]

Ready, Steady, Communism

 

[DotCommunist]

Pets Win Reprieves

the hideously overbred cats and dogs of the upper classes are encouraged to perform simple tasks while their owners look on sweating heavily. Dale Winton hosts.

 

[belboid]

The X Faction

 

[Greebo]

I sense we are drifting from the OP's mission

Not my problem if he didn't have a five year plan, comrade.

 

[belboid]

Supermarket Sweep

Former large retail store managers undertake tasks they are actually suited for.

 

[DotCommunist]

The X Faction

Dancing on Very Thin Ice

 

[belboid]

carry on don't lose your head

Carry On Dont Lose Your...Oh, Too Late, You Just Have

 

[DotCommunist]

The Island

its St Helena and Bear Grylls narrates the descent into cannibalism

 

[DaveCinzano]

Delegate Swap

 

[BigTom]

The Trickle Down Effect - Former capitalists are waterboarded whilst being continually asked Is It Safe?. Water used will be the piss of revolutionaries of course, otherwise the title would make no sense.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Changing Room 101s

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Weakest Link Goes To The Salt Mines

 

[Pickman's model]

The Island

its St Helena and Bear Grylls narrates the descent into cannibalism

i've always thought spitzbergen would be a better island for that sort of thing, as it would have added polar bears

 

[DotCommunist]

The Secret Millionaire

A fly on the wall documentary following the work of the Special Expropriatry Force as they unravel the arcane schemes former bourgeoisie have used to hide thier wealth and property from the people

 

[Pickman's model]

ex-police cameras action - series showing the pursuit and capture of former regime assets