Post-revolutionary reality TV shows

[Supine]

Celebrity Big Brother

The people party send their senior members into a house so that they can equally share all food and supplies without any arguments or friction. As the weeks go by a few cunning house mates start selling provisions for profit. The state doesn't like this turn of events so starts war with Turkey and quietly kills all housemates.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

It Ain't Half Hot Ma'am

Her Maj, a 30 foot woodpile, and a packet supplied by the newly nationalised Swan Vesta company.

 

[BigTom]

Britain's Gut Talent.

Contestants compete to hang capitalists with their entrails in the most interesting way. Then everyone involved in the program gets hung for their failure to adjust to a new internationalism. The winner gets to be hung last and by their own entrails, rather than someone else's.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Britain's Gut Talent.

See also its sister show, Pop Idle, in which indolent wastrels who fail to engage in socially useful activities within their communities face a tribunal of their peers whom they must convince of their sincere commitment to reformation. Each episode those contestants most resistant to becoming model workers face public execution, bullet to the back of the head-style, pop-pop-pop, with the survivors going through the next round, all leading up to the season finale in which the three remaining citizens must win over the panel of judges through a combination of denouncing others, self-reflection, revolutionary fervour and a willingness to Inform on their fellow finalists. Naturally there is a series end's twist, in that not only are all three ultimately liquidated, but each of the three members of the tribunal are replaced without any overt reference made to the fact.

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

Adam Curtis would be producing the exact same documentaries wouldn't he?

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

Branson's Pickles - each week employees of the now nationalised Virgin group of companies get to bid for the most sadistic punishment to be meted out to Richard Branson, with the final vote taken by former train passengers

 

[stereoisomer]

Branson's Pickles - each week employees of the now nationalised Virgin group of companies get to bid for the most sadistic punishment to be meted out to Richard Branson, with the final vote taken by former train passengers

Win

 

[Idris2002]

The Tube.

Contestants from all over the people's republic compete for the title of "Best Bob Crow Impersonation of Year V of the Revolution".

 

[hot air baboon]

Branson's Pickles - each week employees of the now nationalised Virgin group of companies get to bid for the most sadistic punishment to be meted out to Richard Branson, with the final vote taken by former train passengers

.....how does Eric Pickles factor into this though......

 

[DotCommunist]

"Naked and Afraid"?

were you there, were you there

 

[Idris2002]

were you there, were you there

Half a denarii for me bloody life story?

 

[Idris2002]

Buffy the Vampire Squid Slayer.

 

[DotCommunist]

Absolutely No Deal

open a box to find out what inhospitable shithole you'll be spending the next 15 in. And there will be no wi fi.

 

[Santino]

Corbyn Framed

Celebrities compete to paint and frame a portrait of Our Dear Father of the Nation.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Flog It! - Contestants compete to win the right to flog the ex-pm

Mythbusters - Real people point out why the financial markets are a load of bollocks