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If I have actually accidentally copied someone that might say something about how difficult it is to write rap since I wrote those on the spot. :D
 
Dandred said:
I was referring to you constantly trying to offer people fights as pathetic, it is and you are.
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wherre have I done this...

you've assumed it as have many on here dumbdred but I've not said it... that's your aggression on show there not mine... and your assumptions as to peoples motivations... I can't be arsed to correct cockwits like you who go around sneering at those within the community from it's fringe without ever getting involved or knowing a damn thing about them... hell even butchers is more community minded that you...

so go ahead assume away I shall not stop you...

but your ability to assume doesn't equate to your right...

so next time you want to call someone pathetic... go to your mirror... it'll be the one under your nose with the massive line on it you take instead of having real friends in the real world love... see you in reality know nothing of me, I on the other hand know a lot about you... and you're behaviour... and the way you act towards others...

what you're doing is called projecting... it's kinda sweet to watch in a look a shaved monkey... means nothing to the monkey but makes us laugh...
 
xenon said:
I gotta warn'ya
This aint poets corner
The only flow you know, is the flow of liquid ordure.

:oops:

Peas
:D
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I remember Viz once had a photo of John and Yoko in bed together with the slogan - "All we are saying is give peas a chance." This was allegedly sponsored by the "British Peas Marketing Board". The next page featured a picture of Dirty Harry saying, "Fuck peas, beans make my day". It still makes me laugh.
 
mango5 said:
Wind your neck in please Garf.
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it's not out as I said others have made claims I'm threatening them but I really haven't...

I haven't clarified my quite simple comment because why should I have to defend an innocuous comment to idiots... fuck that...

so by not saying anything they've all made meteoric jumps in logic and made themselves look like twats...

but then they are...

so if anything it'd be good if you asked them to stop lying about what's been said towards them...

fwiw I think favelado is being sarcy but dumdred is as usual being melodramatic, lying, insinuating and paranoid...

but again not my words I've not said what I'm being accused off...
 
Boppity said:
If I have actually accidentally copied someone that might say something about how difficult it is to write rap since I wrote those on the spot. :D
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tbf it says summit about the quality of mia's lyrics generally... she's got good beats but seems to utterly refuse to bother writing lyrics it's like she says that's a great line... used that X20 and that's an album... there's generally more lyrical content in the entire ride on time remix...
 
GarfieldLeChat said:
it's not out as I said others have made claims I'm threatening them but I really haven't...

I haven't clarified my quite simple comment because why should I have to defend an innocuous comment to idiots... fuck that...

so by not saying anything they've all made meteoric jumps in logic and made themselves look like twats...

but then they are...

so if anything it'd be good if you asked them to stop lying about what's been said towards them...

fwiw I think favelado is being sarcy but dumdred is as usual being melodramatic, lying, insinuating and paranoid...

but again not my words I've not said what I'm being accused off...
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Can't you just fucking shut up?
 
Favelado said:
I remember Viz once had a photo of John and Yoko in bed together with the slogan - "All we are saying is give peas a chance." This was allegedly sponsored by the "British Peas Marketing Board". The next page featured a picture of Dirty Harry saying, "Fuck peas, beans make my day". It still makes me laugh.
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:D I'd heard of the Jon and Yoko thing, not the Dirty Harry poster though.
 
GarfieldLeChat said:
can't you take part in a thread without the need to try and control others comments you know like engaging in the topic little mr renta mod...

god you're dull...
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You're so terrified of being found out as a lightweight aren't you?

There is nothing whatsoever in your posts or about you.

All air.

On a single line.

To make it look like you're saying something.

More substantial than you actually are.

It's a kiddy trick.
 
Favelado said:
I don't mind attacks on me, but please leave Boppity alone or I will be furious.
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My hero. :oops:
 
Boppity said:
I got more bitches
than chickenpox has itches
sleazy hos
easy blows
I'm a mother fuckin pimp and everybody knows!

So don't fuck with me if you want to live
Get in my face and I'll greet ya with my shiv
I'm a bad mother fucker named bop-it-tee
and ain't no fuckin losers better mess with me!
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i would like to mess with you
i would like to undress you
see you naked, smell your smell
grab one of ya nuts and feel it
wonder why ya nob is the size of a peanut

disrespect those ladies call them bitches?
i call them ladys, or women, or babes if they deserve
your sexist rap is fuckin ubsurd
coz when i say bitch i mean slave
and there plenty of bitches on this thread ive made

maybe try for something abit longer?
longer and stronger
make a full verse
can ya do that boppy? can you be heard?
can you be felt with the shit you write?

or is it right guard coz your naked, stinking, open and broken
i havant seen you go for a full verse coz your soaken
like a boat, mines nicely floating
yours is broke and going down sinking
cant take the heat then get out the kitchen
cant feel the beat but i be listening
voices in my head guide me with there whispering
they say things to me that make me wonder
whats out there.. is it real?
is there more to life than what we know?
is it psychotic hallucination or a doorway yo
to somwhere else out of a linear time?
do you have a brain big enough to give that thought some time?

who knows
and whilst y'all keep on bitching
i'll end it with some advise kid,
go take another fuckin disprin
anything else would be to strong
fuckin with me? really quite wrong
......................

EZ does it, for the sport only

peace to the peacefull
 
For the ATTN of METH_LAB.

Let me start of you off on why my knob is the size of a peanut.... I dunno if you had sex ed in school but that's not actually a penis...

Just sayin'
 
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