poetry competition?

[DotCommunist]

Brevity as watchword, a bard said.
We seek stability when horse has bolted
To win do not fight, a sunny fella said
If we distill 'shut the fuck up' into juice
who among us will drink it?

Prose to verse to rap and ignominy
Glory covered and mud dragged
Bedraggled, despoiled,denigrated
Other word beginning with D

So brevity being the soul of wit
manage at least half of it

 

[METH LAB]

and people who hit the report button but dont speak, they are the ones that need to 'grow up'

ive had all kinds of insults.. i havant reported any!

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

god knows i was always under the impression that one would get a warning b4 actually getting banned?

*shrug*

peace

i'm sure hat's never been a rule dude but it'd be at least reasonable to know why I've been threatened with one and your now being told bye bye... and then I'm getting a 48 hour threat again for asking why I've been threatened...

seriously is butchers and lumpy fighting over mangos account or some shit...

 

[killer b]

Hmm. I understand completely why someone might choose not to be drawn into this clusterfuck tbh meth.

 

[Frances Lengel]

Obviously I meant one of or all of those things you complete mong.

Less of the mong, dinnermash.

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

and people who hit the report button but dont speak, they are the ones that need to 'grow up'

ive had all kinds of insults.. i havant reported any!

 

[METH LAB]

i dunno.

cowards with report buttons init.

 

[killer b]

Cowards sending you pms instead of squaring up to butch themselves too, eh? Swings & roundabouts.

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

Less of the mong, dinnermash.

now now Frances this newbie has protected status invite them for a drink, point out their level of posting isn't like to leave them on here for long or in fact converse with them at all and you'll be threatened with a ban...

by order of the mango...

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

Cowards sending you pms instead of squaring up to butch themselves too, eh? Swings & roundabouts.

i have had thousands of pm's of support... etc

 

[Favelado]

Imagine the year 2035. Scientists have finally decoded dolphin language. Animals we have always considered to be graceful, playful and seemingly hyper-intelligent.

Thrilled, they play a recording of dolphin chat into a computer which immediately translates it. Then, the look of horror on their faces as they realise that dolphins are idiots and they interact with each other like the dumbest people on the internet.

"Your a fkin bellend m8 so do one."

"Bollocks, u started givin it the large and i put u in ur place nobwipe"

"Typical of you dis. Always sticking your big dorsel in wear it isn't wantid"

"Your mum's a cunt."

"Yeah, well have you seen the blow-hole in your mum's head? I could fit my whole tail in there - the fat slag."

 

[Lock&Light]

Get down off the cross, lock&light needs the nails.

That's true. I'm busy building a garden fence at the moment. Nails would come in handy.

 

[DotCommunist]

tbf dolphins would be like 'oh my days tuna, lets get it ftw!'

then


"fuck, nets, curse you john west'

 

[_angel_]

I'm nominating this thread for beef of the year come December. It delivers!
*30000th post*

 

[Citizen66]

Bye bye Meth Lab. Enjoy your evening out.
Garf, I dunno where I raised threats or a ban. Your argumentativeness this week is wearing thin though. A 48 hour "peaceful weekend" ban is not out of the question.

Since when has being argumentative been a bannable offence? The boards would be empty.

 

[Ax^]

dang

 

[discokermit]

it's like some weird garf and meth suicide pact.

 

[mango5]

Since about 2006 I think. As long as I've been a mod anyways.

edit @citizen

 

[Citizen66]

Imagine the year 2035. Scientists have finally decoded dolphin language. Animals we have always considered to be graceful, playful and seemingly hyper-intelligent.

Thrilled, they play a recording of dolphin chat into a computer which immediately translates it. Then, the look of horror on their faces as they realise that dolphins are idiots and they interact with each other like the dumbest people on the internet.

"Your a fkin bellend m8 so do one."

"Bollocks, u started givin it the large and i put u in ur place nobwipe"

"Typical of you dis. Always sticking your big dorsel in wear it isn't wantid"

"Your mum's a cunt."

"Yeah, well have you seen the blow-hole in your mum's head? I could fit my whole tail in there - the fat slag."

You remind me of an old poster. Had a pun name. Can't remember which though. Awesome wells maybe...

 

[butchersapron]

Since when has being argumentative been a bannable offence? The boards would be empty.

It was a synonym for acting the prick. Which is always bannable.

 

[Citizen66]

Since about 2006 I think. As long as I've been a mod anyways.

edit @citizen

The only rule which might be contravened here is the 'don't be a dick' one. Which is more of a directive than a rule any way. Wasn't aware that mods were able to create new rules on an ad hoc basis.

 

[Citizen66]

It was a synonym for acting the prick. Which is always bannable.

Well if so, it's used very selectively.

 

[butchersapron]

Well if so, it's used very selectively.

If you mean garf never gets banned for it despite acting the prick for 10 years then i agree.

 

[DotCommunist]

tbf he has had a fair few temps for acting the cunt

 

[butchersapron]

tbf he has had a fair few temps for acting the cunt

I don't think that he has and nowhere deserving of his prickness.

 

[METH LAB]

Cowards sending you pms instead of squaring up to butch themselves too, eh? Swings & roundabouts.

i'll square up to him any time.. i respect the people that talk with me in PM but yea they hate him...not all of 'em but a fair fuckin few for sure.

Im still here... hopefully i'll still be here when i get back.

coz i was under the impression it was warning first..then ban.

if you warn me i stop, ive said that all along.

peace

 

[DotCommunist]

on the deserving angle I'll leave thatm to others judgement but he has recieved more than one temp. I've seen it with my own eyes

 

[Citizen66]

If you mean garf never gets banned for it despite acting the prick for 10 years then i agree.

I mean i've seen many people acting a dick and not been banned for it.

 

[discokermit]

i respect the people that talk with me in PM but yea they hate him...not all of 'em but a fair fuckin few for sure.

you used the same shit against me and made yourself look a dick. do you never learn?

 

[killer b]

Meth's pm box is the online equivalent of a night in with the girls and a bottle of lambrini.