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Just leave the thread please Garf. And I trust the rest of you not to indulge in cross-thread baiting.
Consider this a warning. This thread has had too many reports already.
 
METH LAB said:
i would like to mess with you
i would like to undress you
see you naked, smell your smell
grab one of ya nuts and feel it
wonder why ya nob is the size of a peanut

disrespect those ladies call them bitches?
i call them ladys, or women, or babes if they deserve
your sexist rap is fuckin ubsurd
coz when i say bitch i mean slave
and there plenty of bitches on this thread ive made

maybe try for something abit longer?
longer and stronger
make a full verse
can ya do that boppy? can you be heard?
can you be felt with the shit you write?

or is it right guard coz your naked, stinking, open and broken
i havant seen you go for a full verse coz your soaken
like a boat, mines nicely floating
yours is broke and going down sinking
cant take the heat then get out the kitchen
cant feel the beat but i be listening
voices in my head guide me with there whispering
they say things to me that make me wonder
whats out there.. is it real?
is there more to life than what we know?
is it psychotic hallucination or a doorway yo
to somwhere else out of a linear time?
do you have a brain big enough to give that thought some time?

who knows
and whilst y'all keep on bitching
i'll end it with some advise kid,
go take another fuckin disprin
anything else would be to strong
fuckin with me? really quite wrong
......................

EZ does it.

peace to the peacefull
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Birds? You can't call them that anymore, they're chicks, tarts.

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My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? Fuck no you ain't seen it! It's the size of a peanut!

(For the benefit of Ax, this one was deliberately copied! :D)
 
Boppity said:
For the ATTN of METH_LAB.

Let me start of you off on why my knob is the size of a peanut.... I dunno if you had sex ed in school but that's not actually a penis...

Just sayin'
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ahhhhh shit. you a fem? :oops:

LOL my bad lol god thats got falling of my bloody chair now.

as you were.

lol ffs :D

peace!
 
Go on then, there's a freestyle/ stream of consciousness stuff.

To the detriment of the willing
codes cross connected to tapestries,
to Diogenes failing miserably,
to tender pussy babe magnets
hiding in trees with elves and leprechauns
dissecting thought processes hidden in crevasses
among elder family residents, poor peters perfectly placed to
Waller and sing hollow psalms through hallowed palms
next to the kindling in a conclave of siblings
conned into the cave by Plato and 5 mythical nephilim
playing peek n boo dodging the cess pools of humanity
to forgo the foreseen war torn land of his dreams and save his sanity.
 
butchersapron said:
You're so terrified of being found out as a lightweight aren't you?

There is nothing whatsoever in your posts or about you.

All air.

On a single line.

To make it look like you're saying something.

More substantial than you actually are.

It's a kiddy trick.
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must ever post on here be Tolstoy to meet with your posting criteria?

you make all these claims about me, but you've no knowledge of me at all, you're obsessed though I'll give you that... it's odd... some might call it stalker like behaviour...

but this fantasy me that you think about, that you rally against, that you hate with a passion... has never and does not exist... except in your own head... you read my comments and ascribe them to attributes of my character which are really extractions of your own... it's funny, if a little sad and a sign of poor mental health that you've never worked this out in 10 years...

what's a real shame is that you'll never know... so you can never have your prejudices confirmed or denied but this allows you to maintain the vitrol... which is the catharsis you seek...

thanks fanclub... but no thanks... :)
 
mango5 said:
Just leave the thread please Garf. And I trust the rest of you not to indulge in cross-thread baiting.
Consider this a warning. This thread has had too many reports already.
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based on what?

seriously what have i done... I'f I'm being booted from a thread I deserve to know what I'm being accused of or being reported for...
 
i dont think anyone ive ever had pm's with has liked BA in any way shape or form..theyjust dont tell him coz he gets all flusterd. alot of people fuckin hate him! like really hate! people just think im stupid and drugged up..they probably right, and yea some people really hate me no doubt but not as many as fuckin BA..i never known so many people say "keep this to pm but .." and then dig into BA like no tommorow, when he only came up in the conversation in the first place coz one of us in the convo/pm was taking the piss outta him.

seems to think he got some power over people and his politics and its just aload of alcoholic pathlogical bollox, which is common with liquor swilling idots like himself.

but i dont do politics so what do i know?

peace to the peacefull...and what a lovely fuckin summer day, beer garden weather for fuckin damn sure.
 
there's no doubt BA has a shit ton of knowledge around the history and action of politics in comparison to a lot here... but it's not of any value if it's lorded over people like the rich do with money... which is what he seems to do....


still I'm about to get banned for not leaving this thread cos I've upset a newbie poster by inviting them for drinks which is even clarified if the mod in question could be arsed to follow the thread rather than go of hysterical moronic reported posts... or maybe it's the dislike of discussion of hip hop that's been reported or maybe it's my refusal to post rhymes... in any case it's a load of bollocks...

ban me mango I've got no idea why I'm being booted from the thread and ain't gonna stop posting on it cos some whinging little fuck decided to moan in a reported post and you can't be arsed to read the context around the thread or the posts in question...
 
GarfieldLeChat said:
based on what?

seriously what have i done... I'f I'm being booted from a thread I deserve to know what I'm being accused of or being reported for...
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god knows and its probably completaly wrong but since its managment talking.... i dunno, your gonn do what ya gona do, same as me, same as them.

yea you should have the right to know...but is it worth bothering the managment? i kinda like the mods and the boss so when they speak up i will back off from whatever it is im doing that they want me to back off for.

anyways im off out.

peace!
 
METH LAB said:
i dont think anyone ive ever had pm's with has liked BA in any way shape or form..theyjust dont tell him coz he gets all flusterd. alot of people fuckin hate him! like really hate! people just think im stupid and drugged up..they probably right, and yea some people really hate me no doubt but not as many as fuckin BA..i never known so many people say "keep this to pm but .." and then dig into BA like no tommorow, when he only came up in the conversation in the first place coz one of us in the convo/pm was taking the piss outta him.

seems to think he got some power over people and his politics and its just aload of alcoholic pathlogical bollox, which is common with liquor swilling idots like himself.

but i dont do politics so what do i know?

peace to the peacefull...and what a lovely fuckin summer day, beer garden weather for fuckin damn sure.
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Fancy nicking a few pints tonight then?
 
METH LAB said:
god knows and its probably completaly wrong but since its managment talking.... i dunno, your gonn do what ya gona do, same as me, same as them.

yea you should have the right to know...but is it worth bothering the managment? i kinda like the mods and the boss so when they speak up i will back off from whatever it is im doing that they want me to back off for.

anyways im off out.

peace!
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got nothing against any of them...

but I've got no reason to leave the thread I've done nothing wrong if they want to ban me for whatever it is without telling me how or where I've crossed a line then so be it...
 
I'd like to know though tbf how on one hand butchers can think I'm vacuous and transparently inconsequential at one end and the mods think I've done something ban worthy on the other... it's like perfect urban ... you're not saying anything... you're saying too much... lol...
 
GarfieldLeChat said:
got nothing against any of them...

but I've got no reason to leave the thread I've done nothing wrong if they want to ban me for whatever it is without telling me how or where I've crossed a line then so be it...
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they ban you they can ban me to...fuckin nob heads reporting you (and me no doubt) ... probably they think your sticking up for me or something and using any old excuse to fire off reports of faq breaching.

its what cowards do init. report but keep it quiet..like little ickle children.

if they do it like men they say it to ya face, (or post) but they aint man enough so they hit the report button. *shrug*

peace m8
 
Bye bye Meth Lab. Enjoy your evening out.
Garf, I dunno where I raised threats or a ban. Your argumentativeness this week is wearing thin though. A 48 hour "peaceful weekend" ban is not out of the question.
 
mango5 said:
Bye bye Meth Lab.
Garf, I dunno where I raised threats or a ban. Your argumentativeness this week is wearing thin though. A 48 hour "peaceful weekend" ban is not out of the question.
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eh?

you said garf get off the thread consider this a warning... that's a threat of a ban isn't it... what the hell is it if it's not??
 
mango5 said:
Bye bye Meth Lab. Enjoy your evening out.
Garf, I dunno where I raised threats or a ban. Your argumentativeness this week is wearing thin though. A 48 hour "peaceful weekend" ban is not out of the question.
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bye bye..is that like ban bye? or see you tommorow bye?
 
mango5 said:
Just leave the thread please Garf. And I trust the rest of you not to indulge in cross-thread baiting.
Consider this a warning. This thread has had too many reports already.
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this is aimed at me... now you're threatening meth too... seriously wtf? if the editor saw nothing wrong with it earlier in the thread whats changed other than the time period where the editor said he wasn't deleting the thread so the subsequent reports unless their about specific posts past that point are merely because the threads 30 pages long and high traffic over urban over a few days...

seriously read the reports in context or you're just pandering to the whingers...
 
god knows i was always under the impression that one would get a warning b4 actually getting banned?

*shrug*

peace
 
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