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Not many new sports for 2024
Philistines!
Beach TiddlywinksTiddlywinks.
Drunken Jenga would be fun to watch. You start out sober, and every time a block is successfully removed you have a shot of a yet to be decided alcoholic beverage. Rinse and repeat until either the tower or a contestant collapses.
Compulsory drug testing first. Any contestant who passes is out. Unless 'drug testing' means 'testing drugs'.Section 3: Nature of beverage
Subsection 1: Strength and origin
(a). The beverage must have a base of distilled alcohol diluted to a strength not more than 45%ABV, and not less than 42% ABV.
(b). The host nation may designate a default beverage.
(c). Competing nations may designate a national beverage as an alternative (the "BYOB rule") subject to the following;
i. That the beverage be of a comparable strength, and;
ii. That sample bottles be provided to the judges.
Definitely better than synchronised silly walks and splashing.Olympic FEBing. I'm up for some of that. Can't be any worse than splashing or walking.
Tutting and finger wagging are on the cards, and curtain twitching has been mentioned.Anyone know what other choices they considered? Would prefer to see parkour than break dancing - seems more sporty but would still appeal to young/urban demographic.
Anyone know what other choices they considered?
It's almost as if the Olympics is shit.Chess, billiards and squash. I’m not even joking.
They should bring back duelling!It's almost as if the Olympics is shit.
Fencing would be great... "Of course they're legit Rolex!"They should bring back duelling!
…Would prefer to see parkour than break dancing …
6' larch lap on all 3 sides.Fencing would be great...
Interesting read this. What sports got what funding and what medals were won. Also details of funding cuts for Paris.
Tokyo Olympics: A look at how Team GB fared sport-by-sport compared to their funding.
How Great Britain fared sport-by-sport at the Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games relative to their funding.www.bbc.co.uk