Oh my God, My Eyes! Ugliest Car Ever

[tommers]

That looks like a small hearse, especially if it comes in black.

It's like something out of laurel and hardy, or the godfather. Actually, nope it's bonnie and clyde.

 

[Griff]

it's like a brick with wheels.

that cheap road fund licence won't tempt me

Talking of brick on wheels, I used to work with a bloke who had one of these:

A Nissan Cube. Strangely I kind of liked it in a funny way.

The bloke was a right cunt though.

 

[trashpony]

A Nissan Cube. Strangely I kind of liked it in a funny way.

The bloke was a right cunt though.

I quite like the multipla in a jolie-laide sort of way and considered getting one but they don't make the ugly model any more and the new one isn't as good

Is it wrong to say that I quite like the Chysler PT (not the convertible though). I think it's because it does look a bit Bonnie and Clyde

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

I quite like that, in an odd way. In black with decent wheels it could look quite funky.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Ssang Yong Rodius.

Utter utter filth, anyone that buys one should be shot.

 

[scifisam]

Indonesia is having a go for the top end car market with this 200cc monster of a sports job.

Just out of a shot is a small child's hand and a toy garage with wind-up lift.

 

[rubbershoes]

how did this thread get to page 3 without the BMW X6?

the picture doesn't convey how massive it is .
*shudder*

 

[rubbershoes]

Ssang Yong Rodius.

Utter utter filth, anyone that buys one should be shot.

no one can buy it cos they can't pronounce it

song yan...lap sang.... fuck it , give me a ford focus

 

[Griff]

the picture doesn't convey how massive it is .
*shudder*

Only seen one on the road, and I laughed at the driver's tastelessness.

 

[likesfish]

if the aztec was a huge 4x4 it wouldn't look as bad but without sort of loses its point.
the porsche cayenne is ugly and stupid porsche's should be fast uncomfortable and liable to kill you if you don't pay attention.

 

[Cid]

Grrr.

(Not sure why I'm defending the Multipla. I'd never buy one myself.)

Because they're great inside... Safe too. My uncle has one, have to say I love it, don't give a toss about the looks.

 

[Bakunin]

And if anyone posts a pic of an E Type Jag on this thread, as some sort of twisted and sick joke, there shall be trouble I promise you.

 

[Griff]

And if anyone posts a pic of an E Type Jag on this thread, as some sort of twisted and sick joke, there shall be trouble I promise you.

Well the 2+2 E-type's not exactly a looker.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

<runs>

 

[Griff]

*shakes head*

 

[berniedicters]

recently i've spotted a challenger

the daihatsu materia

it's like a brick with wheels.

that cheap road fund licence won't tempt me

Nah, that's got a kind of lumpen chic about it - it looks like the baby brother of something quite chunky and muscular. Not saying it's pretty, mind, but it lacks the deep-down wrongness of the others on the thread.

Its predecessor, the "Move" (I wish it bloody would) was, for example, an embarrassment, with tiny wheels and a design that looked like something someone didn't so much draw on a cardboard box as make OUT of a cardboard box...

 

[berniedicters]

Talking of brick on wheels, I used to work with a bloke who had one of these:

A Nissan Cube. Strangely I kind of liked it in a funny way.

The bloke was a right cunt though.

You'd have to be, to drive that other than as some kind of dare, or joke.

It's the automotive equivalent of

 

[Bakunin]

Well the 2+2 E-type's not exactly a looker.

*Oils rack*

*Twiddles thumbscrews*

*Prepares large fire with which to burn the heretic*

You were saying?

Reminds me of one of my more (and disturbingly frequent) misfiring jokes when I last went to the Le Mans 24 Hours. I was drooling openly over an E Type in British Racing Green with cinnamon hide interior (schlurp) when some Godawful urge possessed me to jokingly say:

'Hmmm, it's not bad, but I reckon it needs a bodykit, really.'

The look on its owner's face suggested he was about to bayonet me with the barbecue tongs he was holding and I, rather hurriedly, made my excuses and left.

Not my finest hour.

 

[Leafster]

<runs>

That's not ugly but this citroen is!

 

[Bakunin]

That's not ugly but this citroen is!

That car looks as though it's glaring at the camera as if to say:

'Yes, I know I'm utterly hideous but it's not my fault, really.'

 

[Edie]

This thread is comedy genuis. Had to stop reading it at work cos I was sniggering out loud. Sorry I can't contribute, I don't know enough about cars.

 

[berniedicters]

And, deviating slightly from this thread topic, it's not so much the ugliness of this one, as its total unsuitability for this particular task...

(although I have to say that there's something deeply uncool about Smart cars...)

 

[Leafster]

That car looks as though it's glaring at the camera as if to say:

'Yes, I know I'm utterly hideous but it's not my fault, really.'

Followed by 'So what if I'm ugly?! Can you do this?'

 

[Bakunin]

'So what if I'm ugly?! Can you do this?'

Reminds me of a girl I met in a club one night.

It was an, to say the least, interesting evening.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Reminds me of a girl I met in a club one night.

It was an, to say the least, interesting evening.

 

[Griff]

Talking of ugly Citroens, here's the rare Bijou. Basically a fibre-glass 2CV made in Slough. Nasty.

 

[gosub]

 

[Bakunin]

Does anyone know how to get diced carrots and sweetcorn out of a keyboard?

 

[Griff]

That looks like some sort of automotive jellyfish or summat.

 

[berniedicters]

What the FUCK is that?!?!?