New monarch election, who are you voting for? The nominations!

[WhyLikeThis]

It‘s our solemn duty to elect a new monarch.

Who do you want on the ballot?

Nominations close Sunday at 4pm.

 

[DaveCinzano]

 

[platinumsage]

Katie Price

 

[Gromit]

Firky

 

[A380]

You don’t vote for kings! The lady of the lake, her arm clad in shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur. This signalling that by divine right he, Charles, should be king of the Britons. That is why he’s our king.

 

[Karl Masks]

It‘s our solemn duty to elect a new monarch.

Who do you want on the ballot?

Nominations close Sunday at 4pm.

Your mum

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Jedward - bonus that you get a spare one in case the first one kicks it.

 

[Gerry1time]

You don’t vote for kings! The lady of the lake, her arm clad in shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur. This signalling that by divine right he, Charles, should be king of the Britons. That is why he’s our king.

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

 

[A380]

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Are you repressing me?

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

It's called FPTP. First Past The Pond. All good democracies are based on this principle.

 

[moochedit]

Already seen a few fb "it should be william next" posts. Not dawned on them that it doesn't work like that and we don't get a choice.

 

[Gromit]

Gladiators - Royal Special Edition - Fight for the crown.

Everyone in line for the throne battles Wolf, Shadow, Panther etc. until the last one standing becomes monarch.

Survival of the filtest to rule.

 

[moochedit]

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Man: I told you! We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune! We're taking
turns to act as a sort of executive-officer-for-the-week--
Arthur: (uninterested) Yes...
Man: But all the decisions of that officer 'ave to be ratified at a
special bi-weekly meeting--
Arthur: (perturbed) Yes I see!
Man: By a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs--
Arthur: (mad) Be quiet!
Man: But by a two-thirds majority, in the case of more major--
Arthur: (very angry) BE QUIET! I order you to be quiet!
Woman: "Order", eh, 'oo does 'e think 'e is?
Arthur: I am your king!
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you!

 

[Artaxerxes]

Who has a better story than Bran the Flakes?

 

[Plumdaff]

Bimini Bon Boulash. Vegan non binary leftie #yesmyqueen

 

[DaveCinzano]

Jedward - bonus that you get a spare one in case the first one kicks it.

Because that worked so well last time..?

 

[Ax^]

 

[JimW]

About time we gave the Godwins another crack, always thought those French Norsemen cheated a bit by nipping in at the same time as the Danes.

 

[DaveCinzano]

About time we gave the Godwins another crack, always thought those French Norsemen cheated a bit by nipping in at the same time as the Danes.

Damned continentals and their bally treachery!

 

[Dandred]

 

[Yossarian]

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Sure, why not - maybe mold it into some kind of lard golem so it'd be easier to get the crown on.

 

[spitfire]

Jedward - bonus that you get a spare one in case the first one kicks it.

Seconded.

 

[bcuster]

editor; but i'd probably be ineligible to vote...

 

[stavros]

Virginia Guiffre?

 

[Reno]

 

[moochedit]

editor; but i'd probably be ineligible to vote...

Just like the rest of us then

 

[8ball]

It‘s our solemn duty to elect a new monarch.

Who do you want on the ballot?

Nominations close Sunday at 4pm.

If the Tories were consistent, they'd be putting monarching duties out to private tender.

 

[stavros]

Let's be honest, Amol Rajan will probably get the gig.

 

[Orang Utan]

Me

 

[8ball]

Me

Being a drama queen does not make a real Queen.