New monarch election, who are you voting for? The nominations!

[steveo87]

I'll have a go.

Need a change of career, and I'm fairly I'll be good at opening hospital wards and leasure centers and smiling.

 

[friedaweed]

Fergie

FIFY

 

[DaveCinzano]

Let's be honest, Amol Rajan will probably get the gig.

With Stig Abell lurking in the bushes outside his house, ready to Kerrigan his legs and snag the understudy gig

 

[friedaweed]

Me

I'll vote for you if you have Sarah Ferguson as your Queen. Then gingers would really rule

 

[souljacker]

I vote for Shaun William Ryder

 

[Orang Utan]

I'll vote for you if you have Sarah Ferguson as your Queen. Then gingers would really rule

I will do my duty for my country

 

[friedaweed]

I will do my duty for my country

That's my vote cast then.

I reckon you two would look good on the dance-floor.

 

[Ax^]

could just give it to Coleman she be practising the gig for a bit

 

[Orang Utan]

That's my vote cast then.

I reckon you two would look good on the dance-floor.

I’d keep her on her toes

 

[DaveCinzano]

That's my vote cast then.

I reckon you two would look good on the dance-floor.

 

[friedaweed]

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Na too clunky for OU. The man got slick moves. I'd bet my house on it.

 

[stavros]

Having missed out on No. 10, how about Larry for Supreme Leader?

 

[RubyToogood]

Having missed out on No. 10, how about Larry for Supreme Leader?

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Larry is a woolly... that is furry... liberal.

 

[stavros]

Larry is a woolly... that is furry... liberal.

He's also done 11 years in office, or 77 cat years, shattering Brenda's supposedly incredible record. And still going strong, having seen off three PMs, hopefully soon to be four.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

If the Tories were consistent, they'd be putting monarching duties out to private tender.

a few years ago, and before i gave up on it, on a forum that was getting increasingly tory, i did suggest that, since the royals were one of the oldest public sector monopolies, full of restrictive practices and generally over-staffed, that they ought to be privatised.

i suggested a model along the lines of the great success of railway privatisation - have british palaces plc to do the infrastructure, a horse and carriage leasing company, then franchise the actual monarchy for 5 years at a time. you might not get as many jubilees, but there would be more coronations to make up for it.

for some reason, that didn't go down all that well...

 

[DaveCinzano]

Jedward - bonus that you get a spare one in case the first one kicks it.

They've set out their stall for sure:

 

[hash tag]

The Hartlepool Monkey

 

[DaveCinzano]

Jedward - bonus that you get a spare one in case the first one kicks it.

They've set out their stall for sure:

Ah wait, it's a hard no from them

 

[stavros]

Let's have Al Pacino, with Robert De Niro playing the younger Queen in any historical dramatisations.

 

[stavros]

He's got the crown already:

 

[moochedit]

Me

Can you pull a sword out of a stone?

 

[MickiQ]

There can be only one

 

[SpookyFrank]

The Hartlepool Monkey
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It would seem that the good folk of Hartlepool can tell neither a Frenchman from a monkey nor a monkey from a chimp

 

[flypanam]

I’ll vote for the Bishop of Rome, just for the explosions of rage in Orange halls.

Otherwise Richey Manic.

 

[Bingoman]

Bez from the happy Mondays

 

[krink]

Me.
King Krink. I'll be a kind, merciful monarch*

*I won't. kneel, you peasants!

 

[stavros]

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