michael gove captions pls

[Pickman's model]

 

[cupid_stunt]

She's not around, so I'll grope my own arse.

 

[existentialist]

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Like the rest of his cabinet mates, Gove struggles to resist the temptation to grab anything that looks like a breast.

 

[Pickman's model]

so the duke and duchess of cambridge have announced kate's expecting twins and they are very happy to share these images of the latest scan of the new royal lizards

 

[Spandex]

"and this is where we scan for signs of activity in the Prime Minister's brain"

 

[eatmorecheese]

"I think we've all had enough of experts..."

 

[danny la rouge]

 

[Dystopiary]

"And this will prevent me from getting covid, yes?"

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Michael Gove reduces civil service workforce with newly-discovered magic powers.

 

[Raheem]

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So you're saying I don't actually need the mask when it's a computer that has the virus?

 

[kalidarkone]

https://www.theguardian.com/politic...ove-seen- dancing-alone-in-aberdeen-nightclub

Apologies for it not being strictly....a caption item....but everything else gove related was very old.

 

[two sheds]

‘Merry’ Michael Gove seen dancing ‘alone’ in Aberdeen nightclub

Tory minister reportedly said he did not need to pay to get in because he is chancellor of Duchy of Lancaster

www.theguardian.com

That has to be coke though doesn't it - I'd never be able to say "Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster" if I was that pissed.

 

[kalidarkone]

That has to be coke though doesn't it - I'd never be able to say "Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster" if I was that pissed.

Or/ and entitlement. What a cheap arse hole though.....he should be paying 4 × the price because he is the Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster.

 

[Almor]

Or/ and entitlement. What a cheap arse hole though.....he should be paying 4 × the price because he is the Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster.

Years ago a work colleague proudly told us all how he'd tipped 'the head bouncer' at a club a £20 note to get out of paying the £5 entry fee
He wasn't even a Chancellor of anything

 

[krtek a houby]

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"Search all the cctv footage... we will not have any suggestions of merriment and me being made look foolish"

 

[Pickman's model]

Years ago a work colleague proudly told us all how he'd tipped 'the head bouncer' at a club a £20 note to get out of paying the £5 entry fee
He wasn't even a Chancellor of anything

The head of maths no doubt

 

[SpookyFrank]

 

[19sixtysix]

Only one required "CUNT"