Masterchef: The Professionals

[Orang Utan]

New series off to a good start with someone presenting cat sick on a brick

 

[Espresso]

Is Monica drunk?
She likes the look of this plate of mish mash mush? Eh? What?

 

[wayward bob]

i knew i wouldn't be the first to mention cat sick

 

[QueenOfGoths]

It did look like cat sick though!

I liked the look of that chocolate mousse one even if it had split

 

[starfish]

Our Bob started meowing at the telly when that plate appeared.

 

[wayward bob]

catching up atm. how hard can it be to make a fucking biscuit? this lot are a shambles

 

[Part 2]

My 13 year old has taken to watching this. His screen ranting is coming on a treat.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

As I feared, they (they being Greg the Greengrocer) have learned nothing from the huge success of the Bake Off format. "What would it mean to you to qualify/cook for Michel/win blah blah..." Fuck off, Shrek...

 

[May Kasahara]

As usual, you can tell who will be going through by seeing who is the weirdest-looking.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Catching up on last night's episode. I want to eat beer soup with cheese filled choux pastry. I want to eat it a lot!

 

[wayward bob]

i had a carton of minestrone and a cheese bun for my lunch today in homage to last night's

 

[gabi]

One of those guys, the one who survived, looks like he's just lurched out of wetherspoons after pulling an all nighter caning it at 414. Fairly obvious who was gonna win that one.

 

[8115]

Mmmm. Duck with pineapple and squid. A future classic.

 

[8115]

One of those guys, the one who survived, looks like he's just lurched out of wetherspoons after pulling an all nighter caning it at 414. Fairly obvious who was gonna win that one.

Is the the one that went out today? Yeah.

 

[Orang Utan]

Peter Griffin is on again as one of the professional eaters

 

[Orang Utan]

Monica is doing some quality gurning.
Michel is still rubbish at talking - 'lovely - I do like the taste'

 

[purenarcotic]

Duck, pineapple and squid?

I just can't... No. Eww.

 

[Orang Utan]

Well, that was unequivocal.
'One of the most revolting dishes ever'?

 

[8115]

Unfortunate and unpleasant.

 

[Orang Utan]

Those carrots!

 

[purenarcotic]

He's not an average joe, he's a fucking idiot. Thrown that away completely.

 

[purenarcotic]

I would love to try Luke's food.

 

[Mr Retro]

The guy who looks like Marlin Brando in his later years just served raw duck, squid and pineapple scattered with soot.

 

[Mr Retro]

How much of a sound guy is that Petrus?

 

[purenarcotic]

How much of a sound guy is that Petrus?

Innit just. Really sad to see him go.

 

[Quartz]

Innit just. Really sad to see him go.

He was good but the others were better. And he did bollix the first test and the critics weren't totally impressed with his main course, whereas the fat guy just forgot to warm the plates and so served his fish cold but had a wow-factor desert and aced the first test.

 

[purenarcotic]

He was good but the others were better. And he did bollix the first test and the critics weren't totally impressed with his main course, whereas the fat guy just forgot to warm the plates and so served his fish cold but had a wow-factor desert and aced the first test.

Oh it was the right decision for sure, he just came across as a really nice guy.

 

[gosub]

Right 2 went but glasses bloke, I've had monk fish masala in Mitas and lemongrass panacotta in the port of siam. Mainstream dishes up my way

 

[Orang Utan]

How much of a sound guy is that Petrus?

I thought he seemed a bit disorganised and clueless

 

[Mr Retro]

I thought he seemed a bit disorganised and clueless

Ya that's why he went out I guess. And his food wasn't brilliant. He brightened up my tv week though.

Just realized it's not on tonight . It's a load of food porn nonsense but I love it.