ChrisSouth
Well-Known Member
Hi everyone I have an important update with regards to our sunflower which I have not previously posted about so please consider this the first update but also the most recent and important.
So my housemate bought a fucking sunflowers didn't she.
Put them outside like it said on the packet.
Don't have a single fucking sunflower though does she.
Look at the size of that fucking thing it's like seven foot tall. I dunno if it's that tall I haven't measured it but it looks like it seven foot tall for fuck's sake. But where's the fucking sunflower mate.
What season is this supposed to flower in then?
Next door have a glorious sunflower and it's looking at me every morning as I walk past it I can see it looking at me I'm like "what mate" and it's just staring doesn't say a word and I get home and this bastard has grown another 4 inches and hasn't opened the fuck up yet.
What the hell do we do in six weeks time with a nine foot green fucking stem fucking hell.
Do you actually get any sun in your garden?