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So you really do think it's OK to use that word as an insult. Shameful stuff. You should be embarrassed with yourself.


I apologise for using a contraction of the word thalidomide.

Should have said ‘I apologise wholeheartedly and with a heavy degree of embarrassment for calling Freedweed a phlid. I acknowledge that thalidomide sufferers lead very difficult lives. Much more difficult than I could ever imagine. And the usage of that word - jokingly or not - only lessens the seriousness with which people understand the condition.

Now could we possibly deal with some of the other nasty stuff that’s been posted on thos thread lately?

*sufferers
 
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Now could we possibly deal with some of the nasty stuff
:hmm: but yer Ma's not been posting on here mate just you:confused::confused:

So what do you keep yapping back at me for? Have I hurt your 70s 80s RRS Urchin macho pride, or do you have nothing else to do at half 3 in the morning except gaze at your own
council fire?

Ooh stereotypes now as well. You're so edgy are you saving hubcaps for when you get on your vinegar strokes or it it just council houses that your edging yourself with?

I'm not the one looking for attention in the middle if the night Garfield. I was tucked up in bed whilst you were spanking your little fergie out on an empty Liverpool thread. I tend to reply to your posts when I'm sat having a dump to be honest. You see there's a slight similarity between your posts and my turds. They both stink of shit but theres some perverse pleasure in passing them.

Now you have a nice day. Can I direct you to the blue kipper forums whilst you rest your leg up. Theres loads of bitter little tits on there you'd feel right at home.

Get well soon Franny lad x
 
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Should have said ‘I apologise wholeheartedly and with a heavy degree of embarrassment for calling Freedweed a phlid. I acknowledge that thalidomide suffers lead very difficult lives. Much more difficult than I could ever imagine. And the usage of that word - jokingly or not - only lessens the seriousness with which people understand the condition.

Now could we possibly deal with some of the other nasty stuff that’s been posted on thos thread lately?
You should have said nothing as sometimes leaving the thread is the only way not to piss on your reputation. Altho with your rep I don't suppose it makes any difference.
 
:hmm: but yer Ma's not been posting on here mate just you:confused::confused:



Ooh edgy, stereotypes now as well. You're so edgy are you saving hubcaps for when you get on your vinegar strokes or it it just council houses that your edging yourself with?

I'm not the one looking for attention in the middle if the night Garfield. I was tucked up in bed whilst you were spanking your little fergie out on an empty Liverpool thread. I tend to reply to your post when I'm sat having a dump to be honest. You see there's a slight similarity between your posts and my turds. They both stink of shit but theres some perverse pleasure in passing them.

Now you have a nice day. Can I direct you to the blue kipper forums whilst you rest your leg up. Theres loads of bitter little tits on there you'd feel right at home.

Get well soon Franny lad x

Me Ma’s dead you vindictive square.

As for the other, vindicates what I said before about your warped fantasies.

How many nasty insults have you just ticked off?

• people living in public housing
• ’tits’ as an insult
• ‘spanking a little Fergie out’
• yer ma’s nasty

Anyone would think you’d lost that game yesterday.

and lets not forget you advocating for this to happen again

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You’re a thug, just like yer man Gerrard. And just like that racist little shitbag that almost, almost. won you the league. But didn’t.

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This Sterling vs Gomez nonsense is a bit annoying. A bit of nothing really but if the statement released is accurate then it looks like Southgate responded correctly. What is annoying is the press and social media field days that have/will follow this.

Sterling is a brilliant player but can be very fiery at times. He just got royally beaten, booed, goaded and (by his standards) under-performed at Anfield on Saturday so a bit of pent up aggression is not unexpected. To be fair he was luckily the main incident was not with VVD after stamping on his ankle :D

Still grinning from Sunday btw :D

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Sterling lost it at Gomez in the England canteen, right under their skin.

Maybe something to do with the weight of the English media hounding him for the past 3 years. Maybe. Also cunts like hashwinnits calling him ‘one greedy bastard’ week in week out. He’s a 23 year old kid.

You can’t walk away from the team of the romantics/hangers on/ glory supporters/and the other lot that didn’t see any fruition supporting a local team/ and not feel the angst of the gammon faced, dejected, bams and their own sad existence.

Even Citeh fans gave him hell when he first played for them.

And so what they’ve had a barney in The En-ger-lund canteen. Who gives a flying fuck about England?

Don’t let it slip lads. This does not slip.

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Should have said ‘I apologise wholeheartedly and with a heavy degree of embarrassment for calling Freedweed a phlid. I acknowledge that thalidomide sufferers lead very difficult lives. Much more difficult than I could ever imagine. And the usage of that word - jokingly or not - only lessens the seriousness with which people understand the condition.

Now could we possibly deal with some of the other nasty stuff that’s been posted on thos thread lately?

*sufferers
Maybe you should have said that in the first place instead of trying to play the smartarse with me.
 
Me Ma’s dead you vindictive square.

As for the other, vindicates what I said before about your warped fantasies.

How many nasty insults have you just ticked off?

• people living in public housing
• ’tits’ as an insult
• ‘spanking a little Fergie out’
• yer ma’s nasty

Anyone would think you’d lost that game yesterday.

and lets not forget you advocating for this to happen again

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You’re a thug, just like yer man Gerrard. And just like that racist little shitbag that almost, almost. won you the league. But didn’t.

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I think it was you that brought up council houses yer twerp.

You're frothing so bad now you've forgotten about your own mud slinging. :D

Cant you just go and watch some cantona vids on you tube and beat off to that or something?

The thread looks a bit weird, but still much better with Lengel out of it.

Yup its been a nice thread this until arsewipe turned up. I noticed on another thread he was proclaiming he knew that someone who'd been banned as a suspect returner wasn't Lengle. Now it's become very clear how he knew that all along.

Melt down hard man antics imminent me thinks. :rolleyes:

He'd of gotten away with it too if it wasnt for Steven Gerrard :eek:
 
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I have that on ignore but it would be nice for the troll and trolling posts to be deleted
Hes only come on here to ruin the thread. I've reported his racist and disabling posts and made several requests for him to be banned from the thtead.

He's really upset me, I've been a target of his vicious slurs all week now. I was almost in tears this morning whilst having my morning dump. He's like bran flakes to my insides :D
 
Hes only come on here to ruin the thread. I've reported his racist and disabling posts and made several requests for him to be banned from the thtead.

He's really upset me, I've been a target of his vicious slurs all week now. I was almost in tears this morning whilst having my morning dump. He's like bran flakes to my insides :D

Bran flakes. The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast.
 
Well if he can’t be banned or banned from the thread full scale ignore it is.

You’ve one choice, you’d like it to be more, but you’ve one choice.

Like going to the supermarket all full of glee at the prospect of magically dancing down the cereal isle in a world of processed grain reverence. Alas. It’s bran flakes for you too, my mate.
 
I think it was you that brought up council houses yer twerp.

You're frothing so bad now you've forgotten about your own mud slinging. :D

Cant you just go and watch some cantona vids on you tube and beat off to that or something?



Yup its been a nice thread this until arsewipe turned up. I noticed on another thread he was proclaiming he knew that someone who'd been banned as a suspect returner wasn't Lengle. Now it's become very clear how he knew that all along.

Melt down hard man antics imminent me thinks. :rolleyes:

He'd of gotten away with it too if it wasnt for Steven Gerrard :eek:

No meltdown, I’m just gonna sit in front of my council fire (calour gas man’s been round you see) and put away a nice bowl of off-brand cornflakes for me tea.
 
You should have said nothing as sometimes leaving the thread is the only way not to piss on your reputation. Altho with your rep I don't suppose it makes any difference.

Ah Pickmans. Urbans moral gatekeeper. Where would such urchins as the Runcorn Riot Squad be without your calming and gentle guidance? They’d be on here talking about how nasty people’s mum’s are, tits, bowel movements and a judgmental rancour about a rich young black man who’s been vilified by the British tabloid media. (Oh and the smashing up buses with passengers on them).

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Urbans Gandalf. Not malignant. Especially not when posting from work. Just right. Like a clock that works, bang on, every minute of every day.
 
I’ll bet my calour gas fire and a box of bran-flakes the next post is liked by badgers/fredweed/pickmans or any combination of those three.
 
I’ll bet my calour gas fire and a box of bran-flakes the next post is liked by badgers/fredweed/pickmans or any combination of those three.
That's the problem with the like button, it's right next to the quote one. Mistakenly given likes are nothing to gloat over hopalong.

I'm pleased to hear you've had your gas bottle delivered though. How long till your sense of perspective arrives? Is that in the post along with your replacement originality valve?

You keep making up your little fantasies mate.

Look boss the plane...
 
Ah Pickmans. Urbans moral gatekeeper. Where would such urchins as the Runcorn Riot Squad be without your calming and gentle guidance? They’d be on here talking about how nasty people’s mum’s are, tits, bowel movements and a judgmental rancour about a rich young black man who’s been vilified by the British tabloid media. (Oh and the smashing up buses with passengers on them).

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Urbans Gandalf. Not malignant. Especially not when posting from work. Just right. Like a clock that works, bang on, every minute of every day.
You seem unusually exercised by my posting from work, it's something you've brought up on other threads like it's some sort of demerit.
 
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